26 Creative Ways To Insult David Cameron On Twitter

Let's hope he never checks his replies. NSFW language ahead.

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A sign our #LongTermEconomicPlan is working, meaning security #ForHardworkingPeople - OECD revises up our growth forecast for 2014 to 3.2%.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

A sign our #LongTermEconomicPlan is working, meaning security #ForHardworkingPeople - OECD revises up our growth forecast for 2014 to 3.2%.

10:04 AM - 6 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron what's the growth percentage for your forehead?

Tom Byrne@_TomByrne_

@David_Cameron what's the growth percentage for your forehead?

10:06 AM - 6 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The General Election is one year away. Here's how you can back the plan that is turning Britain around: https://t.co/T9MyVSuX53

David Cameron@David_Cameron

The General Election is one year away. Here's how you can back the plan that is turning Britain around: https://t.co/T9MyVSuX53

10:31 AM - 7 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Turning it around for your chums eh CUNTYBOLLOCKS

paul montague@paul_montague

@David_Cameron Turning it around for your chums eh CUNTYBOLLOCKS

10:33 AM - 7 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron you fucking deluded spunktrumpet dishface fuckoff

CHWIS@whitesweed

@David_Cameron you fucking deluded spunktrumpet dishface fuckoff

03:52 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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More jobs, opportunities and security - that's why today's growth figures are so important. #LongTermEconomicPlan

David Cameron@David_Cameron

More jobs, opportunities and security - that's why today's growth figures are so important. #LongTermEconomicPlan

03:49 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Hard-working is FUCKING WELL HYPHENATED, you glistening, meat-faced dolt.

Bao Bao@fiatpanda

@David_Cameron Hard-working is FUCKING WELL HYPHENATED, you glistening, meat-faced dolt.

06:43 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal.

08:11 AM - 27 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron now you want to make children illegal? You're a fucking idiot cockwomble

Ems@GayRoller2000

@David_Cameron now you want to make children illegal? You're a fucking idiot cockwomble

08:17 AM - 27 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Congratulations to the police - helping overall crime to fall 15% in 2013 in England & Wales. #CrimeIsFalling.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Congratulations to the police - helping overall crime to fall 15% in 2013 in England & Wales. #CrimeIsFalling.

10:49 AM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron your face is a crime

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Voting Conservative on 22nd May is the only way to get #RealChangeInEurope - watch and share our new film: http://t.co/0x1oGb2kCF

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Voting Conservative on 22nd May is the only way to get #RealChangeInEurope - watch and share our new film: http://t.co/0x1oGb2kCF

04:12 PM - 22 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Bite a pylon, panface.

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Talking to Ange at @Asda, a company announcing 12,000 new jobs and helping show our #LongTermEconomicPlan is working.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Talking to Ange at @Asda, a company announcing 12,000 new jobs and helping show our #LongTermEconomicPlan is working.

11:02 AM - 7 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron @asda stop taking photos of you doing your job you thundercunt

Jakeshaker@Jakeshaker

@David_Cameron @asda stop taking photos of you doing your job you thundercunt

11:03 AM - 7 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Great to meet the "Orange Army", and mark the re-opening of the vital Dawlish railway line after the storms.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Great to meet the "Orange Army", and mark the re-opening of the vital Dawlish railway line after the storms.

01:23 PM - 4 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

.@David_Cameron A brief glimpse into a reptilian guantanamo future.

Thundercock@FatherWoland

.@David_Cameron A brief glimpse into a reptilian guantanamo future.

01:28 PM - 4 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Visiting Birmingham International Airport where expansion will create 8,000 jobs #LongTermEconomicPlan

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Visiting Birmingham International Airport where expansion will create 8,000 jobs #LongTermEconomicPlan

11:40 AM - 3 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Are they using your massive shiny face as a new runway?

J.A.M.E.S@RteeFufkin

@David_Cameron Are they using your massive shiny face as a new runway?

11:42 AM - 3 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Labour wrecked the economy once, and now they want to do it all over again. Help stop them by RTing this film: http://t.co/ta9rNx1HJQ

Conservatives@Conservatives

Labour wrecked the economy once, and now they want to do it all over again. Help stop them by RTing this film: http://t.co/ta9rNx1HJQ

01:40 PM - 1 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Conservatives @David_Cameron Fuck off, Mr Potato Head

Al Jahom@AlJahom

@Conservatives @David_Cameron Fuck off, Mr Potato Head

05:17 PM - 1 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Tax relief for business investment doubled to 򣔀,000 today. ꎙ.8% of firms will pay NO tax on capital investment. #LongTermEconomicPlan

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Tax relief for business investment doubled to 򣔀,000 today. ꎙ.8% of firms will pay NO tax on capital investment. #LongTermEconomicPlan

12:18 PM - 1 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Fuck off, Moontwat.

@David_Cameron Eat shit you flubber-faced, fraudulent, two faced cock weasel

Brendan@Brendan_Surrey

@David_Cameron Eat shit you flubber-faced, fraudulent, two faced cock weasel

12:19 PM - 1 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Big tax changes this week are aimed at job creation. They're part of a #LongTermEconomicPlan creating security and opportunity for people.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Big tax changes this week are aimed at job creation. They're part of a #LongTermEconomicPlan creating security and opportunity for people.

08:19 AM - 31 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Suck a tailpipe you gammon faced douchebag

Brendan@Brendan_Surrey

@David_Cameron Suck a tailpipe you gammon faced douchebag

08:19 AM - 31 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Incredibly proud of @ParalympicsGB, showing off their fantastic haul of medals at No10 this morning.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

Incredibly proud of @ParalympicsGB, showing off their fantastic haul of medals at No10 this morning.

01:52 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron And every damn one of them is more able than you, you vapid dish-faced media whore wankspangle

Lyle@LyleD4D

@David_Cameron And every damn one of them is more able than you, you vapid dish-faced media whore wankspangle

01:56 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The @sportrelief challenges range from the mad to the truly mad: from cycling 100 miles underwater to @jowhiley's 26 hours on a treadmill...

David Cameron@David_Cameron

The @sportrelief challenges range from the mad to the truly mad: from cycling 100 miles underwater to @jowhiley's 26 hours on a treadmill...

05:30 PM - 17 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron You could do us all a favour by cycling 100 miles underwater with no oxygen supply, you sorry shitstain vomitpustule.

Christine of Aaargh@cdaargh

@David_Cameron You could do us all a favour by cycling 100 miles underwater with no oxygen supply, you sorry shitstain vomitpustule.

05:53 PM - 17 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@SirPatStew Talking to another US President, this time face to face, not on the phone.

David Cameron@David_Cameron

@SirPatStew Talking to another US President, this time face to face, not on the phone.

11:33 AM - 7 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron @SirPatStew everyone hates you Dave, even old Billy Bob you utter quimwiffle

Clem Fandango@InfectedPelvis

@David_Cameron @SirPatStew everyone hates you Dave, even old Billy Bob you utter quimwiffle

11:37 AM - 7 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@David_Cameron Fuck off Dishface

.@David_Cameron Fuck off dish face.

@David_Cameron @Conservatives fuck off dish face

Andy Parmo@andyparmo

@David_Cameron @Conservatives fuck off dish face

02:59 PM - 8 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Fuckoff dishface!

@David_Cameron @_StephensStory Fuck off dish face x

Soap Distant@StreetsOfTide

@David_Cameron @_StephensStory Fuck off dish face x

05:19 PM - 2 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron Fuckoff DishFace #fuckoffdishface

Gareth Vickers@vickershaft

@David_Cameron Fuckoff DishFace #fuckoffdishface

09:11 AM - 9 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@David_Cameron ǝɔɐɟɥsı̣p ɟɟo ʞɔnℲ

Chris Coulson@chrisccoulson

@David_Cameron ǝɔɐɟɥsı̣p ɟɟo ʞɔnℲ

08:43 AM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite