Id-iom explains his act of "culture jamming":
I was navigating the aisles of my local supermarket when, due to my girlfriend's inability to make a quick decision, my eye was drawn to the flowery descriptions of some of their lower end wines.
I decided to recreate the descriptions using my overactive imagination as a guide. I think what we're left with is probably a more honest appraisal of the wine's true character. I'd like to think these will go unnoticed by the staff until some eagle eyed customer decides to spoil my fun and brings it to their attention.