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You can't afford them. But you can dream.
Rent this ludicrously high-end home and the hosts will throw in luxury toiletries and give you a pre-pay iPhone to use during your stay. Which, for this kind of money, is frankly the least they can do.
What else do you get for that eye-watering fee? Not a great deal: It's only two bedrooms, but you're paying for proximity to the Champs-Elysées, as well as the swanky design, which is the work of "noted interior designer" Superb Haussmann.
Sure, it's centrally located and there's a home cinema and gym, but the real USP of this place ought to be obvious: It looks cool as fuck.
With space for ten people and a huge garden terrace, this louche pad is all high ceilings and art deco design touches. It also boasts an overhead projector, which you wouldn't think is the kind of detail that attracts the moneybags international elite, but there it is.
It's a stone's throw from the Arc de Triomphe and looks like a Bond villain's lair – I'm sold.
It's pretty unremarkable inside, but to reiterate, it has a view of the Eiffel Tower. Imagine how smug you'd feel waking up here.
The ideal place to stay if you want to explore the major museums (the Louvre, the Orsay Museum, the Museum of Decorative Arts) before reclining in lah-di-dah splendour with up to seven companions.
The swanky-as-fuck accommodation option if you want to experience the French Open like a high-roller – it's a short stroll from the Roland Garros stadium.
After an exhausting day doing tourist stuff, return here to rest and reflect on the fact that a wealthy landlord is raking in thousands of dollars from you without lifting a finger.
Imagine gazing out of those windows, pouting enigmatically, and thinking incredibly profound French thoughts.
Enjoy 180° views of Parc Monceau with up to 40 guests: That's how big this roof terrace is. The listing stipulates no pets, which makes sense because you don't want a Jack Russell curling one out on interiors as immaculate as this.
Built in 1825 and restored in 2007, this mansion sleeps 16 and is surrounded by three acres of parkland: enough space to land a helicopter in, according to the blurb. You do own a helicopter, right?