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29 Text Messages That Are Funny Every Single Time

Times not to send a text - when you're drunk, when you're high, and when you're a parent.

1. This glorious bit of wrong number romance.

2. This caring mother.

my mum doesn't seem to understand exams

3. This hyper-caring mother.

4. This mother who takes no prisoners.

5. And this equally savage moment.

6. This clear reason for better education.

7. This boyfriend, who just doesn't quite get it.

when ur boyfriend doesn't understand a pedicure

8. Jess, who probably shouldn't be allowed to drink again.

9. And Alex probably shouldn't either, after he managed to drunk text himself.

Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text

10. This peak 2k15 moment.

my sister is a freshman in college and apparently teens in 2015 don't know how libraries work.

11. This struggle.

12. This guy, who should not be allowed to text women any more.

13. And this one.

14. And this one, who shouldn't be allowed near women at all.

15. And then this guy who is actually having a damn child and, just...

16. This issue.

17. This person who is just so so into new technology.

My mom got a smart phone last week

18. This guy who should have checked his numbers slightly more carefully.

Help me this is my driving instructor

19. This person who knows what they really want.

20. This 11-year-old girl with the greatest break-up text of all time.

HAHAHAHAH oh my god 😂😂😭 my sisters "official break up" with her bf

21. This confused chap who just wants some breakfast.

22. This even more confused stoner.

23. This 6 year delayed response.

Which is fair enough, it was a pretty tough burn.

24. This beautiful tweaking of a phone dictionary.

lol, I changed "no" on my mom and dads phones

25. And this one.

i changed the shortcut on Caroline's phone so whenever she types hey it changes to the Gettysburg address

26. This nyoom who nyoom all the nyoom nyoom. NYOOM!

27. This struggling mom.

my mom cracked her screen and tried to tell us about it by sending a screenshot and didn't know why we were confused

28. And this dad who stands on principle.

29. And finally, this perfect wrong number.