1. This glorious bit of wrong number romance.
2. This caring mother.
3. This hyper-caring mother.
4. This mother who takes no prisoners.
5. And this equally savage moment.
6. This clear reason for better education.
7. This boyfriend, who just doesn't quite get it.
8. Jess, who probably shouldn't be allowed to drink again.
9. And Alex probably shouldn't either, after he managed to drunk text himself.
10. This peak 2k15 moment.
11. This struggle.
12. This guy, who should not be allowed to text women any more.
13. And this one.
14. And this one, who shouldn't be allowed near women at all.
15. And then this guy who is actually having a damn child and, just...
16. This issue.
17. This person who is just so so into new technology.
18. This guy who should have checked his numbers slightly more carefully.
19. This person who knows what they really want.
20. This 11-year-old girl with the greatest break-up text of all time.
21. This confused chap who just wants some breakfast.
22. This even more confused stoner.
23. This 6 year delayed response.
Which is fair enough, it was a pretty tough burn.