16 Teams Everyone Competes Against In A Pub Quiz

And loses to, probably.

1. The winning team who who are still inexplicably angry when they drop a single point.

They’re still going to win. It’s not even a competition.

2. The iPhone cheats, desperately and badly hiding their phones under the table.

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Despicable. Except for on question 13, we really need that one. And 17.

3. The team who spend every spare second arguing that they should have extra points.

The only thing worse than the arguing is when it finally works.

4. The team run by someone who takes it way too seriously.

The rest of the team are NOT having fun.

5. The team who have one person who yells out the rare answer they know.

Second only to the person who then aggressively shushes them.

6. The team who started drinking many hours before, and are now struggling to remember how to work a pencil.

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Their answer sheet will inevitably be slightly dampened by beer.

7. The team who quickly realised they’re way out of their depth.

Still trying though, because they already paid their £2.

8. The team who are definitely changing the answers as they mark.

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9. The team who were already in the pub, agreed to do it, but really aren’t making an effort.

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Somehow, they’ll still come second.

10. The team who are now just messing about.

Actually, distracting the other teams is quite a good tactic.

11. The team who aren’t doing great, but are very satisfied whenever they actually get a point.

12. The unbelievably disparate group of people who apparently all still know each other.

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They’re either a cunningly created super-team, or were all slightly tipsy near each other at the start of the quiz.

13. The team who have somehow come equipped with tactics.

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14. The team who have spent most of their time coming up with a terrible, terrible pun as their team name.

Who spent much longer on the name than their chances of winning would suggest.

15. The team of ‘older’ regulars.

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They usually do well, but only because they know the Quizmaster, and he’s afraid not to give them points.

16. The team who are just a group of friends, having a laugh.

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It’d be good if this was you… but it’s probably not.

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Luke Bailey is deputy head of Buzz at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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