1. This renaming.
2. This threatening fortune from a cookie.
3. None pizza with left beef.
4. And none burger with central ketchup.
5. This abomination.
6. This event that it's best not to think about.
7. This game of "Pear or Potato."
8. This ad.
9. And definitely this one.
10. And also this ad, which really doesn't seem to have been planned.
11. The chocolate anus, of which there should not be multiple versions available.
If you ever needed proof that the free market is a hollow sham leading to the collapse of humanity, this is it.