Buzz·Posted on 21 Jul 201441 Things No British Person Can Ever Forget From Primary SchoolSitting on the benches is basically like sitting on a throne. From the brilliant Primary School Problems.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Doing a few laps of the classroom during tidy up time to make the teacher think that you were actually doing something 04:29 PM - 13 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs When the Year 6s were on a school trip and the Year 5s strutted into assembly knowing that they were finally going to get to sit the benches 07:08 PM - 09 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Going to someone's birthday party at the bowling alley after school and getting absolutely mortal on mixed Slush Puppies 07:09 PM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Being asked to take a note to another teacher and feeling like you had just been honoured with the task of taking the ring to Mordor 03:55 PM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Wearing your Total 90s to school and feeling like you'd be getting called up to represent England any day soon 10:59 AM - 20 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs The blue PE mats that were meant to cushion you if you fell were more like concrete slabs of deception 06:29 PM - 22 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Accidentally doing the thing that Simon hadn't said in Simon Says and feeling like you'd let your family, your school and your country down 08:49 PM - 27 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Holding your palm over someone's head without them realising was a foolproof way of counting how many boyfriends/girlfriends they had 03:02 PM - 06 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Spending 99% of any ICT lesson searching through clip art in order to make your word document look absolutely on point 01:19 PM - 08 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs When the teacher asked you to get into a space in PE and you swung your arms around, hitting as many kids as possible, to show your space 12:23 PM - 05 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Practically shitting yourself with excitement when the teacher wheeled this into the classroom 06:34 PM - 10 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Spending 90% of a lesson writing the date and title so you didn't actually have to do the work 05:42 PM - 21 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Sitting on the back row of the coach, when on a school trip, meant that you had finally made it in life 04:00 PM - 20 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs When someone got a spontaneous nosebleed in the middle of a lesson and all hell broke loose 08:17 PM - 31 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Getting chosen to give out the whiteboards and giving the person that you hated the dirtiest one with a pen that didn't work 04:09 PM - 16 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs That rumour that the blue side could erase ink when in reality it erased the fucking paper! 08:09 PM - 16 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs There was always that one kid who'd get fully naked when getting changed for PE 02:08 PM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Sitting on the benches in assembly in Year 6, looking down at all the younger pupils, and thinking 'started from Reception now we're here' 04:38 PM - 08 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Covering your hands in PVA glue, waiting for it to dry and peeling it off because you were a reckless rule breaker who couldn't be tamed 05:51 PM - 01 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Being sent to 'the wall' at playtime and having to watch all of your friends play whilst you stood and lost all of your dignity 04:41 PM - 31 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Having to go out of the school gates to get the ball that went over the fence and returning like a hero coming back from war 04:55 PM - 03 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs #PrimarySchoolMemories Buying 50 of these bad lads at the school disco and being absolutely off your face all night 07:35 PM - 15 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Paper clipping lined paper underneath white paper to neatly write on so your piece of work looked fresh as fuck on the wall 01:28 PM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Having a dentist appointment and leaving school in the middle of the day to the absolute shock and horror of your classmates 02:55 PM - 24 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. 30. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs #PrimarySchoolMemories the teacher telling you the story of that one kid who swung too far back on his chair, cracked his head open and died 05:36 PM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs The person who the could perform the longest knee slide was guaranteed to pull at the school disco 07:10 PM - 17 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs #PrimarySchoolMemories These were definitely 100% accurate 08:55 PM - 09 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Coming back from a holiday with a hair braid and feeling like your class' version of Beyoncé 07:02 PM - 17 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Ending every story that you wrote with 'And then I woke up and realised that it was all just a dream!' 07:38 PM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. 36. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs You could tell that you were getting to the end of term when every lesson involved 'making a poster' 05:54 PM - 06 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Miming the songs in assembly instead of actually singing because you lived the thug life and cared for nobody 06:07 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Childhood's hardest decision 01:25 PM - 24 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Being allowed in the staff room to help your teacher carry something and feeling like you were practically entering Narnia 06:29 PM - 05 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Primary School Probs @PrimarySklProbs Losing your jumper at playtime and smelling ones that were found to see which one smelled like you 05:07 PM - 05 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Want more wonderful buzz like this in your life? 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