41 Things No British Person Can Ever Forget From Primary School

Sitting on the benches is basically like sitting on a throne. From the brilliant Primary School Problems.

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Doing a few laps of the classroom during tidy up time to make the teacher think that you were actually doing something

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Doing a few laps of the classroom during tidy up time to make the teacher think that you were actually doing something

5:29 PM - 13 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

When the Year 6s were on a school trip and the Year 5s strutted into assembly knowing that they were finally going to get to sit the benches

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When the Year 6s were on a school trip and the Year 5s strutted into assembly knowing that they were finally going to get to sit the benches

8:08 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

Going to someone's birthday party at the bowling alley after school and getting absolutely mortal on mixed Slush Puppies

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Going to someone's birthday party at the bowling alley after school and getting absolutely mortal on mixed Slush Puppies

8:09 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

Being asked to take a note to another teacher and feeling like you had just been honoured with the task of taking the ring to Mordor

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Being asked to take a note to another teacher and feeling like you had just been honoured with the task of taking the ring to Mordor

4:55 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

Wearing your Total 90s to school and feeling like you'd be getting called up to represent England any day soon

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Wearing your Total 90s to school and feeling like you'd be getting called up to represent England any day soon

11:59 AM - 20 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

The blue PE mats that were meant to cushion you if you fell were more like concrete slabs of deception

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The blue PE mats that were meant to cushion you if you fell were more like concrete slabs of deception

7:29 PM - 22 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

Accidentally doing the thing that Simon hadn't said in Simon Says and feeling like you'd let your family, your school and your country down

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Accidentally doing the thing that Simon hadn't said in Simon Says and feeling like you'd let your family, your school and your country down

9:49 PM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Holding your palm over someone's head without them realising was a foolproof way of counting how many boyfriends/girlfriends they had

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Holding your palm over someone's head without them realising was a foolproof way of counting how many boyfriends/girlfriends they had

4:02 PM - 06 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Spending 99% of any ICT lesson searching through clip art in order to make your word document look absolutely on point

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Spending 99% of any ICT lesson searching through clip art in order to make your word document look absolutely on point

2:19 PM - 08 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

When the teacher asked you to get into a space in PE and you swung your arms around, hitting as many kids as possible, to show your space

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When the teacher asked you to get into a space in PE and you swung your arms around, hitting as many kids as possible, to show your space

1:23 PM - 05 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

Practically shitting yourself with excitement when the teacher wheeled this into the classroom

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Practically shitting yourself with excitement when the teacher wheeled this into the classroom

7:34 PM - 10 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

Spending 90% of a lesson writing the date and title so you didn't actually have to do the work

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Spending 90% of a lesson writing the date and title so you didn't actually have to do the work

6:42 PM - 21 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

Sitting on the back row of the coach, when on a school trip, meant that you had finally made it in life

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Sitting on the back row of the coach, when on a school trip, meant that you had finally made it in life

5:00 PM - 20 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

When someone got a spontaneous nosebleed in the middle of a lesson and all hell broke loose

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When someone got a spontaneous nosebleed in the middle of a lesson and all hell broke loose

9:17 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

Getting chosen to give out the whiteboards and giving the person that you hated the dirtiest one with a pen that didn't work

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Getting chosen to give out the whiteboards and giving the person that you hated the dirtiest one with a pen that didn't work

5:09 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

That rumour that the blue side could erase ink when in reality it erased the fucking paper!

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That rumour that the blue side could erase ink when in reality it erased the fucking paper!

9:09 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

There was always that one kid who'd get fully naked when getting changed for PE

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There was always that one kid who'd get fully naked when getting changed for PE

3:08 PM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Sitting on the benches in assembly in Year 6, looking down at all the younger pupils, and thinking 'started from Reception now we're here'

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Sitting on the benches in assembly in Year 6, looking down at all the younger pupils, and thinking 'started from Reception now we're here'

5:38 PM - 08 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

Covering your hands in PVA glue, waiting for it to dry and peeling it off because you were a reckless rule breaker who couldn't be tamed

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Covering your hands in PVA glue, waiting for it to dry and peeling it off because you were a reckless rule breaker who couldn't be tamed

6:51 PM - 01 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

Being sent to 'the wall' at playtime and having to watch all of your friends play whilst you stood and lost all of your dignity

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Being sent to 'the wall' at playtime and having to watch all of your friends play whilst you stood and lost all of your dignity

5:41 PM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

Having to go out of the school gates to get the ball that went over the fence and returning like a hero coming back from war

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Having to go out of the school gates to get the ball that went over the fence and returning like a hero coming back from war

5:55 PM - 03 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

#PrimarySchoolMemories Buying 50 of these bad lads at the school disco and being absolutely off your face all night

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#PrimarySchoolMemories Buying 50 of these bad lads at the school disco and being absolutely off your face all night

8:35 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27.

Paper clipping lined paper underneath white paper to neatly write on so your piece of work looked fresh as fuck on the wall

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Paper clipping lined paper underneath white paper to neatly write on so your piece of work looked fresh as fuck on the wall

2:28 PM - 18 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

Having a dentist appointment and leaving school in the middle of the day to the absolute shock and horror of your classmates

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Having a dentist appointment and leaving school in the middle of the day to the absolute shock and horror of your classmates

3:55 PM - 24 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30.

#PrimarySchoolMemories the teacher telling you the story of that one kid who swung too far back on his chair, cracked his head open and died

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#PrimarySchoolMemories the teacher telling you the story of that one kid who swung too far back on his chair, cracked his head open and died

6:36 PM - 18 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

31.

The person who the could perform the longest knee slide was guaranteed to pull at the school disco

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The person who the could perform the longest knee slide was guaranteed to pull at the school disco

8:10 PM - 17 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32.

#PrimarySchoolMemories These were definitely 100% accurate

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#PrimarySchoolMemories These were definitely 100% accurate

9:55 PM - 09 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

33.

Coming back from a holiday with a hair braid and feeling like your class' version of Beyoncé

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Coming back from a holiday with a hair braid and feeling like your class' version of Beyoncé

8:02 PM - 17 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34.

Ending every story that you wrote with 'And then I woke up and realised that it was all just a dream!'

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Ending every story that you wrote with 'And then I woke up and realised that it was all just a dream!'

8:38 PM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

36.

You could tell that you were getting to the end of term when every lesson involved 'making a poster'

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You could tell that you were getting to the end of term when every lesson involved 'making a poster'

6:54 PM - 06 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

37.

Miming the songs in assembly instead of actually singing because you lived the thug life and cared for nobody

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Miming the songs in assembly instead of actually singing because you lived the thug life and cared for nobody

7:07 PM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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39.

Being allowed in the staff room to help your teacher carry something and feeling like you were practically entering Narnia

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Being allowed in the staff room to help your teacher carry something and feeling like you were practically entering Narnia

6:29 PM - 05 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

40.

Losing your jumper at playtime and smelling ones that were found to see which one smelled like you

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Losing your jumper at playtime and smelling ones that were found to see which one smelled like you

5:07 PM - 05 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite