Should You Be Banned From The Internet?

Are you a bad at being online?

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  1. 1. What do you think of this photo?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Obviously, this is very, very fake.

    If you aren't yet aware of this, the rest of the quiz may be tricky.

  2. 2. Complete the sentence below

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    'Your' is correct.

    You're means you are, and you are not an enchilada. Probably.

  3. 3.

    Tweet racial slurs at the writer
    Send the writer an email with a list of physical threats
    Make a politely worded response in the comments
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Commenting is pleasant.

    You are also welcome to be polite on Twitter, or even not say anything.

  4. 4.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No-one wants to see your dick.

    Unless they've specifically asked for it, that is. But even then, be wary.

  5. 5. Complete the sentence below

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There is the answer.

    They're = they are. Their = a thing that they own. As in not your enchiladas.

  6. 6. What is your response to this story?

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    Furious post to Facebook to ensure your outrage spreads
    A letter to your Congressman to try and correct this injustice
    A wry smile
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A wry smile.

    Other types of smile are also acceptable.

  7. 7.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Don't post an #AfterSexSelfie

  8. 8. Complete the sentence below

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Lose is the verb for when you can't find enchiladas

    Loose is typically an adjective to describe something that is not well bound up.

  9. 9.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Misandry, while a word, is not a thing that exists.

  10. 10.

    Unfriend them immediately
    Send them a sweary private message requesting they never post anything again
    Use Facebook's settings to hide them from your Newsfeed
    Leave virulent anti-baby comments on the photos
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's fine to avoid engaging, without being mean.

    If you find yourself swearing at a baby, consider your life choices.

  11. 11.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Phone number is still the solution in 2014.

    You should not be handing out social network details (or fish) in bars.

  12. 12.

    Speculate on the sexual proclivities of the writer
    Read the article
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You should read the article.

    You can also not read the article, but those are the only two options.

  13. 13.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Like, comment, share or ignore are all acceptable.

  14. 14.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Don't drink and internet

    And if you do, stick with Netflix.

  15. 15.

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    GOOGLE KNOWS ALL

Should You Be Banned From The Internet?

The internet is now closed to you.

Under no circumstances continue to use the internet. Please turn off the computer and find a book. Preferably one with no sharp corners.

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You should not be using the internet.

Frankly, you probably shouldn't be allowed near pencils.

You should not be using the internet.
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A little worrying.

You can continue on the internet, but proceed with caution. And don't use social media at all.

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Close enough.

Please continue to enjoy the magical digital world that is the internet.

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PERFECT.

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