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32 Tweets About Pop Culture That Will Actually Make You Laugh IRL

"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs."

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TV WRITER: so the show is called 'house on a prairie' TV EXEC: no i'm sorry. no way WRITER: did i mention the house is little? EXEC: go on

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ME: look at all those food trucks GODZILLA: ya haha ME: wait godzila!!! ur just looking at regular trucks GODZILLA: ya haha ME: oh. haha

3.

My colleague requested I play some Cure but I didn't have any so I played some Placebo instead, which seemed to work.

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Avril Lavigne announced she's divorcing Nickelback's Chad Kroeger. There's no word on what Nickelback will do without its only fan.

5.

JAMES BOND (to bartender): Martini shaken not stirred ME (acting cool): bud light shaken not stirred *opens it & it just sprays everywhere*

6.

Mayor: "This earthquake has devastated our city" Town Planner: "In hindsight we should have built it on something better than rock 'n roll"

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star wars trailer is okay I guess but am I the only one who's a little disappointed there's nothing about the taxation of trade routes

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Give her an inch and she'll take a yard Give her a yard and she'll make milkshakes for boys

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. After doing the math the times were pretty much average.

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"Your word is Voldemort" Can you use it in a sentence? "Absolutely not"

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frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone

12.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can spell bananas, thank Gwen Stefani.

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I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs

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I wish Marty McFly had stopped the Holocaust but making his family a little bit richer and happier is okay too I guess

15.

Every time Beyoncé types out her name, she has to google "Pokémon" and then copy/paste the "é".

16.

Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade.

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Just got back from Fight Club. It was really fun! Got there late so missed the rules being read out but I'm sure it was nothing important.

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NOT EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, MOM. SOME OF US WERE TRYING TO BREAK IT UP.

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Kids today are so coddled- Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved

20.

Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is.

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I think Tom Cruise could have made a lot more films if he wasn't constantly getting caricatures of his face done in Leicester Square.

22.

If I had stumbled across E.T dying in the stream, I think my instinct would have been to finish him off with a stick.

23.

I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time

24.

To: Bowser Re: Castle Defence That plumber murdered a bunch of our men AGAIN!! Suggest we hire professionals instead of walking mushrooms.

25.

Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot?

26.

"Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me." *shakes tambourine* "Got any others?" *shakes tambourine* "Sounds a lot like the last one"

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[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*

28.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and one ring to let Mum know you got home ok.

29.

I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile.

30.

If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television.

31.

Chief Keef really rhymed "Korean spicy garlic" with "girl you know I'm from the projects". What a time to be alive

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*slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?