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Old people on Facebook are happy to find easy solutions.
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They won't stand for any shit. Or Satanism.
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They're always supportive.
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Robb knows the importance of alway saying "Thanks." It's basic politeness like this that is missing in 2016.
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Denice is just trying to help out Susan, like all of us should. Let's try not to think about where she's 'gone' now.
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Susie knows what she goddamn thinks and you won't convince her otherwise.
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Sometimes, emojis aren't the right way to go, and it's possible that some old people on Facebook don't realise that.
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And they also won't take any shit. They will fuck you over with pumpkin bread.
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They know when to apologise as well. We all make mistakes!
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Joseph is going to come down hard on anyone who fucks with him.
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Lynne just wants to install a new profile picture, but there seems to be some hold up.
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Carol needs to mention her sad news, and this is where she has chosen to do it.
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What did Better Homes and Gardens do to Marty?
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It is hard, sometimes, to figure out what's going on on the internet, with all the sites and posts all over the place.
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It's nice when people put pictures up on their walls.
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Videos of children really are inappropriate for children.
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You do need to be careful online – Betty has got that right!
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But old people on Facebook sometimes really understand the internet better than anyone else. They know how to get you interested!
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Compress all your news into one update – don't worry about distracting from a birthday message with some personal news! It's all about efficiency.
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Easter baskets are important. Never forget that.
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Sometimes you just need to ask...
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Because you won't get an answer if you don't ask...
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And Walmart should be able to figure it out.
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Old people on Facebook are always looking out for people.
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They have a real flair for the dramatic as well.
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They let people who matter know what's happening. Like Target.
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You know what, Claudia? You know what? Trump might be a threat to our country music Facebook pages. We just don't know!
