1. Their customers are brilliantly eccentric.
And they've been drinking there for years. Possibly since before they were old men.
2. They still have pub games that you can actually play.
3. And that's TRUE pub games. Like skittles.
4. They're always no-nonsense sort of places.
5. They don't even pretend to give a shit about you.
6. You can usually find a meat raffle at them, which is obviously brilliant.
It's a raffle. For meat.
7. They never care about being cool, so they just do whatever's fun.
Even if, maybe, they're not great at it. Like karaoke.
