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How Filthy Are You?

Are you a clean freak, or secretly a bit disgusting?

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  1. 1. Do you ever eat food in bed?

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    Never.
    Maybe occasionally. But never a proper meal, just a snack.
    Pretty regularly.
    Yes. That is what pizza is for.
    Literally all the time. It's the only place I eat. I'd cook there if I could.
  2. 2. How often do you change and wash your sheets?

    Weekly. And I boil-wash them so they are extra clean.
    At least every two weeks.
    Every couple of weeks, unless I forget.
    When they've had a lot of use.
    I think I did once. Probably.
    You're supposed to wash them?!
  3. 3. Are there dishes in your sink right now?

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    Definitely not.
    There might be a mug or two.
    Probably. I have terrible roommates.
    Almost definitely. But only last night's.
    Yes. It's where I store them until I need to eat.
  4. 4. How often do you do a "big clean"?

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    Weekly.
    At least once a month.
    After a party. Or maybe if I'm moving out.
    I have never cleaned.
  5. 5. Are there any empty toilet rolls in your bathroom right now?

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    No, and the thought that there might be is actually making me nervous.
    I don't think so, but there might be one or two.
    Probably, but it's not that big a deal, really.
    Yes. Very definitely yes.
  6. 6. What would happen if you ran a finger along the top of your highest shelf?

    Nothing, as it is so very clean.
    Maybe a little bit of dust, if it was on the wrong day.
    It would be really dirty. There would be whole lumps of dust.
    I couldn't, there's too much junk on it.
    There's definitely dust there. But hopefully not too much.
  7. 7. How do you feel about cleaning hacks?

    A good idea, but I know them all anyway.
    I love them.
    Sure, I might use them occasionally.
    Fine, but there are probably better things to hack.
    I don't really think about cleaning. Like, ever.
  8. 8. What does your front room smell like?

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    Nothing, not even cleaning products. It's that clean.
    Really fresh from all the cleaning.
    OK-ish.
    Pretty dodgy, to be honest.
    Bad. Really, really bad. I think something died in here.
  9. 9. Do you ever get the urge to clean someone else's house?

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    Yes. And I do it.
    Yes, but I fight it.
    Maybe once or twice.
    Never.
    I'm not allowed to go to other people's houses because I cause too much mess.

How Filthy Are You?

You got: You are extremely filthy.

What is wrong with you? Go clean your damn house.

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You got: You are quite filthy.

You're really not worried about dirt, but it's probably because you're too busy living your life. You could stand to do a bit more cleaning though, you're not a very clean person.

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You got: You're a little bit filthy.

You're definitely not perfectly clean, but you're close. A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone, though you're careful not to even get that.

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You got: You're a clean freak!

Congratulations! You are a very clean person. Everything in your house glimmers with the light of thousand stars. Your friends probably come to you for advice on how to clean, you're that clean.

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