How Filthy Are You?

Are you a clean freak, or secretly a bit disgusting?

  1. 1. Do you ever eat food in bed?
    1. Never.
    2. Maybe occasionally. But never a proper meal, just a snack.
    3. Pretty regularly.
    4. Yes. That is what pizza is for.
    5. Literally all the time. It’s the only place I eat. I’d cook there if I could.
  2. 2. How often do you change and wash your sheets?
    1. Weekly. And I boil-wash them so they are extra clean.
    2. At least every two weeks.
    3. Every couple of weeks, unless I forget.
    4. When they’ve had a lot of use.
    5. I think I did once. Probably.
    6. You’re supposed to wash them?!
  3. 3. Are there dishes in your sink right now?
    1. Definitely not.
    2. There might be a mug or two.
    3. Probably. I have terrible roommates.
    4. Almost definitely. But only last night’s.
    5. Yes. It’s where I store them until I need to eat.
  4. 4. How often do you do a "big clean"?
    1. Weekly.
    2. At least once a month.
    3. After a party. Or maybe if I’m moving out.
    4. I have never cleaned.
  5. 5. Are there any empty toilet rolls in your bathroom right now?
    1. No, and the thought that there might be is actually making me nervous.
    2. I don’t think so, but there might be one or two.
    3. Probably, but it’s not that big a deal, really.
    4. Yes. Very definitely yes.
  6. 6. What would happen if you ran a finger along the top of your highest shelf?
    1. Nothing, as it is so very clean.
    2. Maybe a little bit of dust, if it was on the wrong day.
    3. It would be really dirty. There would be whole lumps of dust.
    4. I couldn’t, there’s too much junk on it.
    5. There’s definitely dust there. But hopefully not too much.
  7. 7. How do you feel about cleaning hacks?
    1. A good idea, but I know them all anyway.
    2. I love them.
    3. Sure, I might use them occasionally.
    4. Fine, but there are probably better things to hack.
    5. I don’t really think about cleaning. Like, ever.
  8. 8. What does your front room smell like?
    1. Nothing, not even cleaning products. It’s that clean.
    2. Really fresh from all the cleaning.
    3. OK-ish.
    4. Pretty dodgy, to be honest.
    5. Bad. Really, really bad. I think something died in here.
  9. 9. Do you ever get the urge to clean someone else's house?
    1. Yes. And I do it.
    2. Yes, but I fight it.
    3. Maybe once or twice.
    4. Never.
    5. I’m not allowed to go to other people’s houses because I cause too much mess.

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Luke Bailey is a senior editor for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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