1. You'll definitely never have a massive apartment in Manhattan.
2. Moving is never actually this fun.
3. You won't ever be as funny as Chandler.
4. You probably won't grow into yourself as well as Monica.
5. You won't have an amusing neighbour to spy on.
6. You won't have a friend as Type-A as Monica.
7. Or who really gets food like Monica.
Being a chef and all.