11. You’re aware that most of the spirit bottles behind the bar haven’t been opened since the last time everyone had a lock-in, and the beer ran out.
No one evens knows what’s in most of them, except it really didn’t taste nice.
12. When you’re at a different bar, you always end up ordering because you can remember the complete order.
Sure, you can’t remember anyone’s birthday, but “Three Kronenburg, two glasses of prosecco, a white wine, a white wine spritzer, three Honeydews, a gin and tonic, two Deuchars, and a Seafarers?” NO PROBLEM.
26. The only true way to measure the quality of an ale is by how quickly it runs out.