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28 Things Everyone Who Has Worked In A Pub Will Understand

There aren't many more important jobs in the country.

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9. Good regulars are intermittently your friends, your co-workers, your bouncers, and complete fucking liabilities.

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They will tell you their problems and moan when their favourite beer runs out, but they'll also help you clear up.

11. You're aware that most of the spirit bottles behind the bar haven't been opened since the last time everyone had a lock-in, and the beer ran out.

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No one evens knows what's in most of them, except it really didn't taste nice.

12. When you're at a different bar, you always end up ordering because you can remember the complete order.

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Sure, you can't remember anyone's birthday, but "Three Kronenburg, two glasses of prosecco, a white wine, a white wine spritzer, three Honeydews, a gin and tonic, two Deuchars, and a Seafarers?" NO PROBLEM.

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21. But at least once a week someone will take a sip of beer and cast aspersions on your line-cleaning ability.

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"Beer doesn't taste how you expect? Probably that mint gum you were just chewing."

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26. The only true way to measure the quality of an ale is by how quickly it runs out.

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