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Britain, It Turns Out Breadsticks Aren't What You Think They Are

America keeps going on about them, but why?

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So, you may have heard Americans talking about breadsticks. They're very passionate about them.

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I've been assuming it was just a weird American proclivity, like biscuits and gravy, or how they're letting a old leather handbag with an orange wig run for president.

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So why in the hell are Americans so passionate about these dry, tasteless sticks?

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I love Olive Garden's breadsticks more than most people so

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If Olive Garden breadsticks haven't made a positive impact on your life than I don't believe you are living life..

And it gets weirder! There's an entire meme about leaving a crappy date but taking the breadsticks.

Why would you stop to take breadsticks? WHY?

What the fuck are you people thinking? Why would you make a meme about these insanely lame things?

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Because, it turns out, they mean something else, and that something else is MAGNIFICENT.

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They're talking about actual lumps of actual magnificent bread.

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Bread covered in butter and garlic and deliciousness.

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It's not free dry twigs. It's FREE FRESHLY BAKED BREAD.

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Britain, we are so, so left out! This is worth making a damn meme over.

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Unlimited ones of these? HELL FUCKING YEAH.

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