1. This curse.
2. This misery.
3. This failure.
4. This emergency.
5. And this one.
6. This tragedy.
7. This woe.
8. This calamity.
9. This horror.
10. This error.
11. This disappointment.
12. This stupidity.
13. This ridiculousness.
14. This annoyance.
15. This irritance.
16. This weirdness.
17. This absurdity.
18. This blight.
19. This cataclysm.
20. This bizareness.
21. This cheesy debacle.
22. This ruination.
23. This catastrophe.
24. This mishap.
25. This fiasco.
26. This distress.
27. This aberration.
28. This crisis.
29. And this one.
30. This mess.
31. This bad fortune.
32. This trouble.
33. This situation.
34. This trauma.
35. This embarrassment.
36. This misfortune.
37. This crime.
H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating