1. The repeated pressure to get 'fresh air' makes absolutely no sense.
2. People seem to think parks are relaxing, when actually they're just less comfortable versions of indoors.
3. You end up sitting on the grass, in which there is no comfortable position.
4. Basically nowhere outside has WiFi, and that is worrying.
"Oh, I'll just use the 3G on my phone LIKE A GODDAMN ANIMAL."