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    18 Things That People Who Hate Being Outdoors Will Understand

    Home is where the Wi-Fi is.

    1. The repeated pressure to get 'fresh air' makes absolutely no sense.

    2. People seem to think parks are relaxing, when actually they're just less comfortable versions of indoors.

    3. You end up sitting on the grass, in which there is no comfortable position.

    4. Basically nowhere outside has WiFi, and that is worrying.

    "Oh, I'll just use the 3G on my phone LIKE A GODDAMN ANIMAL."

    5. And it's weird using a laptop outside.

    6. In fact, it's hard to go outside because you have to carry everything you want.

    7. The weather is just way too changeable, and it's kind of unnerving.

    8. If it's raining, then there's clearly no reason to go outside.

    9. If it's sunny, then you'll end up hot, and sweaty, and miserable.

    10. Or, it'll be somewhere in the middle, and whatever you decide to wear will end up being inappropriate.

    11. Drinking is much more frowned upon as well.

    12. And when you do drink outside, your beer gets warm really quickly.

    13. The plans involving going outside always seem to be very loose, and end up with a lot of wandering around.

    14. And when there is somewhere specific to go, extra time needs to be factored in because "it'll be nice to walk instead."

    15. The beach is just as bad, with the giant fish toilet that is the sea.

    16. And the sand getting everywhere.

    17. The idea of camping as an enjoyable holiday is just bizarre.

    18. There's just nothing wrong with hanging out indoors.