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How Viking Are You?

Unleash your inner Viking!

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    Have you ever...?

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    Pillaged?
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    Pillaged a lot?
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    Pillaged when you didn’t really feel like it?
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    Been on a ship?
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    Been on a ship to go pillaging?
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    Been on a boat in a storm?
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    Had a helmet WITHOUT horns?
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    Cooked meat over an open fire, coughing in the smoke?
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    Eaten mutton?
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    Eaten goat?
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    Eaten beef?
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    Eaten boar?
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    Eaten reindeer?
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    Eaten any of the above fresh off the bone?
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    Eaten an entire leg of meat with your hands, as great chunks fall off onto the floor for your dogs?
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    Laughed roaringly?
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    Prayed to Thor?
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    Prayed to Odin?
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    Anticipated Valhalla?
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    In your darkest moments, prayed to Loki?
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    Had blonde hair?
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    Drank ale?
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    Drank lots of ale?
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    Drank so ale much you accidentally went to North America?
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    Quaffed mead?
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    Quaffed lots of mead?
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    Quaffed as much alcohol as you possibly could?
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    Looked up what quaffed means?
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    Over-used the word quaffed?
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    Wanted to make ‘the Terrible,’ part of your name?
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    Been to Norway?
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    Been to Sweden?
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    Been to Denmark?
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    Been to Finland?
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    Bellowed threats at your enemies, beating your chest and calling down the fury of gods upon them?
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    Worn fur?
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    Worn chainmail?
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    Worn clothes that have been torn into many pieces in a fierce battle?
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    Grunted unintelligibly?
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    Grown a beard?
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    Grown a MASSIVE beard?
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    Wanted to grow a MASSIVE beard?
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