Pillaged?Pillaged a lot?Pillaged when you didn’t really feel like it?Been on a ship?Been on a ship to go pillaging?Been on a boat in a storm?Had a helmet WITHOUT horns?Cooked meat over an open fire, coughing in the smoke?Eaten mutton?Eaten goat?Eaten beef?Eaten boar?Eaten reindeer?Eaten any of the above fresh off the bone?Eaten an entire leg of meat with your hands, as great chunks fall off onto the floor for your dogs?Laughed roaringly?Prayed to Thor?Prayed to Odin?Anticipated Valhalla?In your darkest moments, prayed to Loki?Had blonde hair?Drank ale?Drank lots of ale?Drank so ale much you accidentally went to North America?Quaffed mead?Quaffed lots of mead?Quaffed as much alcohol as you possibly could?Looked up what quaffed means?Over-used the word quaffed?Wanted to make ‘the Terrible,’ part of your name?Been to Norway?Been to Sweden?Been to Denmark?Been to Finland?Bellowed threats at your enemies, beating your chest and calling down the fury of gods upon them?Worn fur?Worn chainmail?Worn clothes that have been torn into many pieces in a fierce battle?Grunted unintelligibly?Grown a beard?Grown a MASSIVE beard?Wanted to grow a MASSIVE beard?
How Viking Are You?
You're a bit Viking. But you need to read some more epic poetry, and drink some more mead.
You're very Viking. You and your brothers at arms could rule the seas with your longships. It's all about the mead for you.
You're incredibly Viking. You could rule the seas with your longship and battleaxe, and without any help. It's all about the mead and the pillage for you.