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Actually Just 21 Fucking Funny Tweets

Take some time out from the world to have a laugh.

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"CAN I MAIL A BEE" "Oh my god, NO." "CAN I MAIL NINE BEES" "Ugh. FINE."

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Who blons a dumb de now, eh? WHO BLONS A DUMB DE NOW?

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Let's just take a moment to remember the worst phishing attempt I have ever encountered.

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I'm just siting here minding my own business and I look down at my wrist and see this

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Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.

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So my great grandpa turned 100 and this is what they got him

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FUN PRANK: Leave a falcon to someone in your will, you never had a falcon, but everyone will be like "where the fuck is the falcon?"

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when u know the solutions to all ur problems but u just don't wanna do em

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long legged spider: hey scientist: daddy long legged spider: what the fuck

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the best thing about my mum finally getting a decent phone is her fangirling over my dad on snapchat like a teenager

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WIFE: Your life as a YouTube star is tearing us apart ME: What makes you say that? Let me know in the comments

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she's done the thing where you tell everyone a theme for your party and then wear the opposite for max. attention ✨

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Whoever wrote Earth, pretty convenient world-building. The inhabitants need water to live so it just, like, falls from the sky? Ok

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Me: could i have a pepsi Waiter: is pepsi ok- OMG *eyes getting watery* finally Me: *smiling through tears* yeah *we kiss*

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you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter

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You (hasn't seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute

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This entire time she thought I was painting a sunset