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How Normal Are Your Swearing Habits?

Are you more or less foul-mouthed than everyone else?

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  1. 1. Which swearword do you use most?

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    Fuck.
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    Shit.
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    Piss.
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    Cock.
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    Dick.
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    Twat.
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    Wanker.
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    Cunt.
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    Crap.
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1. Which swearword do you use most?
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    Fuck.
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    Shit.
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    Piss.
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    Cock.
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    Dick.
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    Twat.
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    Wanker.
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    Cunt.
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    Crap.
  1. 2. Which is your favourite intensifier?

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    Fucking.
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    Pissing.
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    Sodding.
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    Bloody.
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    Damn.
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    Titting.
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    Motherfucking.
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    Cunting.
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2. Which is your favourite intensifier?
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    Fucking.
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    Pissing.
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    Sodding.
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    Bloody.
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    Damn.
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    Titting.
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    Motherfucking.
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    Cunting.
  1. 3. Which is your favourite sweary portmanteau?

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    Bellend.
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    Cockwomble.
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    Shithead.
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    Cumdumpster.
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    Thundercunt.
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    Douchecanoe.
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    Dickweasel.
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3. Which is your favourite sweary portmanteau?
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    Bellend.
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    Cockwomble.
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    Shithead.
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    Cumdumpster.
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    Thundercunt.
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    Douchecanoe.
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    Dickweasel.
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  1. 4. How often do you swear?

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    Every single sentence.
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    Whenever I'm not in work.
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    Most of the time.
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    Only when I'm very drunk.
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    Only when I'm very angry.
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    Occasionally.
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    Never.
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4. How often do you swear?
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    Every single sentence.
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    Whenever I'm not in work.
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    Most of the time.
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    Only when I'm very drunk.
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    Only when I'm very angry.
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    Occasionally.
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    Never.
  1. 5. Do you sometimes think you should swear less?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I think I should swear MORE!
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5. Do you sometimes think you should swear less?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I think I should swear MORE!
  1. 6. Have you ever been told you swear too much?

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    Yes.
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    Yes, but only by my parents.
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    No.
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6. Have you ever been told you swear too much?
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    Yes.
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    Yes, but only by my parents.
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    No.
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  1. 7. Do you think swearing is sexy?

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    Definitely.
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    I don't really care.
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    It's very un-sexy.
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7. Do you think swearing is sexy?
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    Definitely.
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    I don't really care.
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    It's very un-sexy.
  1. 8. Should women swear?

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    Fuck yes.
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    Heavens no! *clutches pearls*
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8. Should women swear?
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    Fuck yes.
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    Heavens no! *clutches pearls*
  1. 9. Do you swear at work?

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    Yes.
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    Maybe some 'mild' swears.
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    No.
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9. Do you swear at work?
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    Yes.
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    Maybe some 'mild' swears.
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    No.
  1. 10. How much do you swear on social networks?

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    More than in real life.
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    About the same as in real life.
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    Less than in real life.
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10. How much do you swear on social networks?
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    More than in real life.
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    About the same as in real life.
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    Less than in real life.
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  1. 11. Would you swear around your parents?

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    Always.
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    Maybe, if we'd been drinking or something.
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    Never.
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    They swear more than I do.
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11. Would you swear around your parents?
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    Always.
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    Maybe, if we'd been drinking or something.
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    Never.
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    They swear more than I do.
  1. 12. Would you swear around young children?

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    Sure, why not?
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    Not intentionally, but it might slip out.
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    Not if their parents specifically asked me not to.
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    ONLY if their parents specifically asked me not to.
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    No, never.
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12. Would you swear around young children?
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    Sure, why not?
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    Not intentionally, but it might slip out.
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    Not if their parents specifically asked me not to.
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    ONLY if their parents specifically asked me not to.
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    No, never.
  1. 13. How do you feel about young children swearing?

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    Hilarious.
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    Meh.
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    Hate it. It's very uncouth.
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13. How do you feel about young children swearing?
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    Hilarious.
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    Meh.
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    Hate it. It's very uncouth.
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  1. 14. Is this a swearword?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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14. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 15. Is this a swearword?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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15. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 16. Is this a swearword?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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16. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 17. Is this a swearword?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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17. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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  1. 18. Is this a swearword?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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18. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 19. Do you think swearing is awesome?

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    Holy fucking shit, it's the best cunting thing I do with my piss-ridden excuse of a horseshit life.
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    Nah.
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19. Do you think swearing is awesome?
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    Holy fucking shit, it's the best cunting thing I do with my piss-ridden excuse of a horseshit life.
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    Nah.
 
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