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How Normal Are Your Swearing Habits?

Are you more or less foul-mouthed than everyone else?

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  1. 1. Which swearword do you use most?

    Fuck.
    Shit.
    Piss.
    Cock.
    Dick.
    Twat.
    Wanker.
    Cunt.
    Crap.

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1. Which swearword do you use most?
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    Fuck.
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    Shit.
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    Piss.
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    Cock.
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    Dick.
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    Twat.
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    Wanker.
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    Cunt.
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    Crap.
  1. 2. Which is your favourite intensifier?

    Fucking.
    Pissing.
    Sodding.
    Bloody.
    Damn.
    Titting.
    Motherfucking.
    Cunting.

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2. Which is your favourite intensifier?
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    Fucking.
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    Pissing.
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    Sodding.
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    Bloody.
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    Damn.
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    Titting.
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    Motherfucking.
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    Cunting.
  1. 3. Which is your favourite sweary portmanteau?

    Bellend.
    Cockwomble.
    Shithead.
    Cumdumpster.
    Thundercunt.
    Douchecanoe.
    Dickweasel.

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3. Which is your favourite sweary portmanteau?
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    Bellend.
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    Cockwomble.
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    Shithead.
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    Cumdumpster.
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    Thundercunt.
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    Douchecanoe.
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    Dickweasel.
  1. 4. How often do you swear?

    Every single sentence.
    Whenever I'm not in work.
    Most of the time.
    Only when I'm very drunk.
    Only when I'm very angry.
    Occasionally.
    Never.

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4. How often do you swear?
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    Every single sentence.
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    Whenever I'm not in work.
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    Most of the time.
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    Only when I'm very drunk.
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    Only when I'm very angry.
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    Occasionally.
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    Never.
  1. 5. Do you sometimes think you should swear less?

    Yes.
    No.
    I think I should swear MORE!

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5. Do you sometimes think you should swear less?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I think I should swear MORE!
  1. 6. Have you ever been told you swear too much?

    Yes.
    Yes, but only by my parents.
    No.

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6. Have you ever been told you swear too much?
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    Yes.
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    Yes, but only by my parents.
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    No.
  1. 7. Do you think swearing is sexy?

    Definitely.
    I don't really care.
    It's very un-sexy.

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7. Do you think swearing is sexy?
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    Definitely.
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    I don't really care.
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    It's very un-sexy.
  1. 8. Should women swear?

    Fuck yes.
    Heavens no! *clutches pearls*

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8. Should women swear?
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    Fuck yes.
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    Heavens no! *clutches pearls*
  1. 9. Do you swear at work?

    Yes.
    Maybe some 'mild' swears.
    No.

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9. Do you swear at work?
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    Yes.
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    Maybe some 'mild' swears.
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    No.
  1. 10. How much do you swear on social networks?

    More than in real life.
    About the same as in real life.
    Less than in real life.

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10. How much do you swear on social networks?
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    More than in real life.
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    About the same as in real life.
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    Less than in real life.
  1. 11. Would you swear around your parents?

    Always.
    Maybe, if we'd been drinking or something.
    Never.
    They swear more than I do.

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11. Would you swear around your parents?
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    Always.
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    Maybe, if we'd been drinking or something.
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    Never.
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    They swear more than I do.
  1. 12. Would you swear around young children?

    Sure, why not?
    Not intentionally, but it might slip out.
    Not if their parents specifically asked me not to.
    ONLY if their parents specifically asked me not to.
    No, never.

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12. Would you swear around young children?
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    Sure, why not?
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    Not intentionally, but it might slip out.
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    Not if their parents specifically asked me not to.
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    ONLY if their parents specifically asked me not to.
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    No, never.
  1. 13. How do you feel about young children swearing?

    Hilarious.
    Meh.
    Hate it. It's very uncouth.

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13. How do you feel about young children swearing?
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    Hilarious.
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    Meh.
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    Hate it. It's very uncouth.
  1. 14. Is this a swearword?

    Yes.
    No.

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14. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 15. Is this a swearword?

    Yes.
    No.

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15. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 16. Is this a swearword?

    Yes.
    No.

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16. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 17. Is this a swearword?

    Yes.
    No.

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17. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 18. Is this a swearword?

    Yes.
    No.

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18. Is this a swearword?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 19. Do you think swearing is awesome?

    Holy fucking shit, it's the best cunting thing I do with my piss-ridden excuse of a horseshit life.
    Nah.

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19. Do you think swearing is awesome?
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    Holy fucking shit, it's the best cunting thing I do with my piss-ridden excuse of a horseshit life.
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    Nah.

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