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Which Devastating England Penalty Miss Are You?

Oh, fuck everything.

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    Peter Beardsley
    Terry Butcher (first time)
    Peter Reid
    Terry Butcher (second time)
    Terry Fenwick
    Peter Shilton
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Which Devastating England Penalty Miss Are You?

You got: Steven Gerrard @ Germany 2006

You're not the worst, but people expected a lot more from you.

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You got: Darius Vassell @ Euro 2004

You try hard, but at the end of the day, you just might not be up to the challenge.

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You got: Frank Lampard @ Germany 2006

You are a bit disappointing. But at this point, no-one expects much from you.

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You got: Ashley Cole @ Euro 2012

You are an inevitable disappointment.

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You got: Ashley Young @ Euro 2012

You are unlucky. You can get so close, but it just doesn't quite come off.

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You got: Paul Ince @ France 1998

You fly under the radar, so you're never the first to get blamed.

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You got: Stuart Pearce @ Italia '90

You are an unexpected failure. But you will always try to redeem yourself.

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You got: Jamie Carragher @ Germany 2006

You are a specialist who can't do the one thing you are supposed to specialise in.

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You got: David Beckham @ Euro 2004

You are England's sense of inevitable defeat.

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You got: David Batty @ France '98

You are all of England's self-doubt.

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You got: Gareth Southgate @ Euro '96

You are England's ennui.

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You got: Chris Waddle @ Italia '90

You are England's awareness of the futility of existence.

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