1.
All around you is unrelenting cruelty.
2.
Everything is against you.
3.
You couldn't even expect to score in an open goal.
4.
When obstacles come, and they will, they will come hard and in your face.
5.
Nothing will work how you want it to.
6.
Ambition is the enemy of success.
7.
Which is why you should never try.
8.
Because no matter how hard you try, the world is a tough and unforgiving place.
9.
No-one is going to help you.
10.
No-one is even going to remember your name.
11.
You have been this man, betrayed by a lift.
12.
You are forever the person who has to pedal.
13.
All victory is fleeting, tainted by the knowledge of your inevitable failure.
14.
The greatest acheivements of humanity will crumble to dust.
15.
The hollow temples of kings and god alike will litter the desert.
18.
Can you honestly ever expect your morning to go right?
19.
Can you ever expect not to get hit in the balls?
20.
Can you ever expect to just get your goddamn nut?
21.
Anything nice will leave you sad and alone.
22.
You are Icarus, flying too close to the sun.
23.
You are Faust, aspiring to greatness and laying the seeds of your own ruin.
24.
You are Milton's Lucifer, denying both God and angels, and being cast down for eternity.
25.
And then you get covered in shit.
