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27 Signs You're Obsessed With Coke Zero

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose Coke Zero.

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1. This more or less looks like heaven to you.

3. Typically, your car will have this in the cup-holders at all times.

7. Your fridge has at least one shelf with nothing else in it.

8. It's pretty frustrating when you get to a restaurant that only does Pepsi.

Seriously, who is drinking this?


9. But there is nothing worse than seeing normal Coke. And Diet Coke. BUT NO COKE ZERO.

It's a real issue.

11. This is easily the worst thing you can ever see in a shop.

12. And it happens ALL THE TIME.

14. You can drink it with any meal of the day. It's perfect at breakfast.

15. Or as a midday snack...

16. Or with a taco in the evening.

17. Frankly, a meal without it isn't really complete.

18. But the other flavours that are becoming an option are just a bit weird.

Cherry, maybe. Vanilla, in a pinch. Raspberry? NO.

19. You sometimes sort of wish you could turn your love for Coke Zero into decorations for the other parts of your life.

20. It's the only mixer for alcohol you ever need.

21. Regardless of how much alcohol you'll be drinking.

23. You have some very strong opinions about how it should be drunk.

Can > Bottle > Fountain > Can with straw. (Maybe.)


27. Because at the end of the day, it's all you need.