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25 Totally Fucking Hilarious Tweets From Christmas 2016

Make Christmas great again.

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Came in drunk and saw the oven was on so obviously I turned it off, turns out dad was cooking beef slowly overnight and I ruined Christmas

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Fummmmming😩😂 go to wrap my presents thinking iv brought silver wrapping paper and iv brought fucking cellophane 😂😩😂😩

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There's a mad fella in the flats who has his pomeranian dressed up as an elf & he's roaring at it "slow down or you… https://t.co/hFT0zqTR47

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It's at Christmas time that we think about our loved ones and those that aren't with us anymore, RIP, gone but neve… https://t.co/ia63rqyzs6

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it's gone now, but this tweet from the official Madden account is the funniest thing i've ever seen. merry christma… https://t.co/rV0YQPP05V

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I would just like to remind everyone how bizarre my family are #Portalmas

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No chance has ma dog just scranned the whole turkey for tomorrow

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@David_Barrett5 there's the culprit she can't move

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Merry Christmas to these states

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*looks at toblerone* *looks at family member who voted for Brexit* *looks back at toblerone*

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"In closing, one would like to note the various inaccuracies found in Netflix's The Crown."

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A Christmas Carol service in Sri Lanka has accidentally printed the lyrics of Tupac’s Hail Mary, instead of the pra… https://t.co/jiYVxNffih

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got tired of writing "From Santa" on all my mom's christmas gifts so I decided to make them from other things that… https://t.co/You4hK2Js2

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My sister and i literally just gave each other the exact same gift

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If ya Mam didn't get you Lynx Africa for Christmas is she even ya Mam?

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Presumably loads of teenagers in Africa are opening their "Lynx Europe" gift box, which smells of fear, hate, and disarray.

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when you laugh at all the lynx africa jokes thinking you can avoid it because you're a girl, apparently not

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MY MOM HANDED ME A GIFT SO I OPENED IT AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUD BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE GOT ME A DILDO BUT ITS REALLY… https://t.co/Q3oI8oydDw

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If your mam doesn't frantically gather the wrapping paper into a binbag whilst the presents are being opened is she even your mam?

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My friend got her cat a tank for Christmas and it's amazing.

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Didn't know the Queen had joined Starfleet Medical.

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MUFASA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOU TO BE WATCHING FROZEN INSTEAD OF LION KING

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OMG, thought I was buying silver wrapping paper but instead bought a metal Pole!!!

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Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw… https://t.co/V7tutEfvmB

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