31 Brilliantly Weird Pieces Of Logic From "The Sims"

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1.

Talks to self in mirror all day, Gains social skills.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Talks to self in mirror all day,

Gains social skills.

9:33 PM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Can't afford pizza, Sells door.

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Makes autumn salad, Burns house down.

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"Oops I slipped!" *shoves entire hand up girl's vagina*

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

"Oops I slipped!"

*shoves entire hand up girl's vagina*

9:22 PM - 03 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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New dishwasher, Claps hands and laughs.

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"OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!"

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

"OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!"

5:53 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Uncle dies at your party, 'That party was great, verging on epic! Sims around town will be talking around this one for years!'

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Uncle dies at your party,

'That party was great, verging on epic! Sims around town will be talking around this one for years!'

2:38 PM - 11 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Started from the bottom *motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode* Now I'm here

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Started from the bottom

*motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode*

Now I'm here

8:12 PM - 24 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

Too tired to eat, Too hungry to sleep.

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vine.co

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Has twins, Different zodiac signs.

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HE TOOK A SLICE AND THE PIZZA IS STILL WHOLE NEVER ENDING PIZZA THIS IS THE FUTURE

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

HE TOOK A SLICE AND THE PIZZA IS STILL WHOLE

NEVER ENDING PIZZA

THIS IS THE FUTURE

5:17 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

Goes clubbing, Sits at bar alone eating chicken wings all night.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Goes clubbing,

Sits at bar alone eating chicken wings all night.

4:40 PM - 21 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Greatest want: having a baby Greatest fear: having a baby

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Greatest want: having a baby

Greatest fear: having a baby

8:28 PM - 27 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

Plays chess for two hours, Qualifies as surgeon.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Plays chess for two hours,

Qualifies as surgeon.

11:59 AM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Works out for ten minutes, Six pack.

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Wakes up six hours before work, Walks to carpool, Late.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Wakes up six hours before work,

Walks to carpool,

Late.

7:26 PM - 25 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

Needs 20 friends to get a promotion, If this was real life, I'd be screwed.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Needs 20 friends to get a promotion,

If this was real life, I'd be screwed.

4:37 PM - 20 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

Goes food shopping, Spends 174,000 Simoleons.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Goes food shopping,

Spends 174,000 Simoleons.

6:08 PM - 18 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Gets grounded, Not allowed to go to school.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Gets grounded,

Not allowed to go to school.

5:17 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

He proposed with food, Yes, he is the one, marry him immediately.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

He proposed with food,

Yes, he is the one, marry him immediately.

5:28 PM - 31 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Grandma dies, Inherits a birthday cake, six apples, four sausages and a shark.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Grandma dies,

Inherits a birthday cake, six apples, four sausages and a shark.

10:51 PM - 26 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Meets boy, chats, high fives, hugs, chats, flirts, tells joke, kisses, woohoos, pregnant, married, gives birth, Man, what a day!

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Meets boy, chats, high fives, hugs, chats, flirts, tells joke, kisses, woohoos, pregnant, married, gives birth,

Man, what a day!

10:10 AM - 25 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

31.

Spending hours creating your sim, For them to look exactly the same as every other sim you've ever created.

Sims Logic@SimsLogic

Spending hours creating your sim,

For them to look exactly the same as every other sim you've ever created.

4:41 PM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite