45 Gloriously British Sex Positions

    The hashtag #BritishSexPositions has brought out the immature teenager in everyone.

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    #BritishSexPositions Upstairs Downstairs.

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    London Bridge Is Going Down. #BritishSexPositions

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    The Cucumber Sandwich. #BritishSexPositions

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    Standing on the right #BritishSexPositions

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    I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue #BritishSexPositions

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    The oh my gosh im so terribly sorry #BritishSexPositions

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    The Scottish Pound (rarely accepted) #britishsexpositions

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    If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?! #BritishSexPositions

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    Diddling the crumpet. #BritishSexPositions

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    "I'm staunchly against it" #BritishSexPositions

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    Colonizing the Native #BritishSexPositions

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    A polite and not-too-firm handshake #BritishSexPositions

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    Hob Knobbing #BritishSexPositions @midnight

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    The Deep Square Leg #BritishSexPositions

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    The Hanmersmith Flyover #BritishSexPositions

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    The Bloody Hell Can You Just Put it In and Let's Get On With It We Haven't Got All Night #BritishSexPositions

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    The Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area #BritishSexPositions

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    #BritishSexPositions The Steady On Now

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    The last over before tea #BritishSexPositions

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    You'll have someone's eye out with that. #britishsexpositions.

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    Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough #BritishSexPositions

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    Evening Standard. #BritishSexPositions

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    #BritishSexPositions Afternoon Tease.

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    The Charles Dick-Ins #BritishSexPositions @midnight

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    Tea spooning #BritishSexPositions @midnight

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    The Ed Miliband. Where your performances in bed are so bad, your partner wishes they had picked your brother instead. #BritishSexPositions

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    A quick trip to the local #britishsexpositions

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    Blithe Imperialism #BritishSexPositions