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22 Exact British Versions Of Important American Things

Basically the same country, really.

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1. Shoreditch = Williamsburg

Williamsburg: Hipsters decorating apartments with Union Jacks and drinking imported European craft beer.Shoreditch: Hipsters decorating flats with American flags and drinking imported American craft beer.
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Williamsburg: Hipsters decorating apartments with Union Jacks and drinking imported European craft beer.

Shoreditch: Hipsters decorating flats with American flags and drinking imported American craft beer.

2. Hawaii = Cornwall

Hawaii: Much hotter than the rest of the country, but full of tourists and second homes. Amazing surfing.Cornwall: Very slightly hotter than the rest of the country, but still full of tourists and second homes. Theoretically possible surfing.
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Hawaii: Much hotter than the rest of the country, but full of tourists and second homes. Amazing surfing.

Cornwall: Very slightly hotter than the rest of the country, but still full of tourists and second homes. Theoretically possible surfing.

3. Texas = Yorkshire

Texas: Honest, hard-working people who think Texas is an independent country.Yorkshire: Honest, hard-working people who think Yorkshire is an independent country.
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Texas: Honest, hard-working people who think Texas is an independent country.

Yorkshire: Honest, hard-working people who think Yorkshire is an independent country.

4. Great American Desert = Scottish Highlands

Great American Desert: Vast expanse of small, hot rocks where no-one really lives.Scottish Highlands: Vast expanse of big, damp rocks where no-one really lives.
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Great American Desert: Vast expanse of small, hot rocks where no-one really lives.

Scottish Highlands: Vast expanse of big, damp rocks where no-one really lives.

5. Route 66 = M1

Route 66: Country-spanning highway to Santa Monica shrouded in possibilities.M1: Country-spanning motorway to Leeds shrouded in fog.
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Route 66: Country-spanning highway to Santa Monica shrouded in possibilities.

M1: Country-spanning motorway to Leeds shrouded in fog.

6. Rocky Mountains = Hadrians Wall

Rocky Mountains: Big pile of rocks protecting people from whatever the hell happens out West.Hadrians Wall: Big pile of rocks protecting people from whatever the hell happens in Scotland.
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Rocky Mountains: Big pile of rocks protecting people from whatever the hell happens out West.

Hadrians Wall: Big pile of rocks protecting people from whatever the hell happens in Scotland.

7. Silicon Valley = Old Street Roundabout

Silicon Valley: Enormous hub for tech companies.Old Street Roundabout: Enormous hub for traffic surrounded by tech companies.
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Silicon Valley: Enormous hub for tech companies.

Old Street Roundabout: Enormous hub for traffic surrounded by tech companies.

8. Vegas Strip = Blackpool Pleasure Beach

Vegas Strip: Bright lights, late nights, and the Bellagio.Blackpool Pleasure Beach: Bright lights, late night, and The Wallace & Gromit Shop.
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Vegas Strip: Bright lights, late nights, and the Bellagio.

Blackpool Pleasure Beach: Bright lights, late night, and The Wallace & Gromit Shop.

9. Wall Street = The City Of London

Wall Street: Jerk-offs.The City Of London: Wankers.
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Wall Street: Jerk-offs.

The City Of London: Wankers.

10. Statue Of Liberty = The Walkie-Talkie

Statue of Liberty: Towering statue with a flame on top.The Walkie-Talkie: Towering building that shoots flame at cars.
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Statue of Liberty: Towering statue with a flame on top.

The Walkie-Talkie: Towering building that shoots flame at cars.

11. New York Yankees = Manchester United

New York Yankees: Stupidly wealthy team who keep winning and annoying everyone. But they sucked in 2013.Manchester United: Stupidly wealthy team who keep winning and annoying everyone. But they sucked in 2013-14.
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New York Yankees: Stupidly wealthy team who keep winning and annoying everyone. But they sucked in 2013.

Manchester United: Stupidly wealthy team who keep winning and annoying everyone. But they sucked in 2013-14.

12. Confederate Flag = St. Georges Flag

Confederate Flag: If you fly this, most people will think you're racist.St. Georges Flag: If you fly this, most people will think you're racist.
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Confederate Flag: If you fly this, most people will think you're racist.

St. Georges Flag: If you fly this, most people will think you're racist.

13. NFL = FIFA

NFL: Governing body of the most followed sport in the country, a profit-focused corporation with a troubling attitude to player safety.FIFA: Governing body of the most followed sport in the country, a rogue state with no regard for human life.
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NFL: Governing body of the most followed sport in the country, a profit-focused corporation with a troubling attitude to player safety.

FIFA: Governing body of the most followed sport in the country, a rogue state with no regard for human life.

14. Thanksgiving = Christmas

Thanksgiving: When everyone goes home to argue with their family and get drunk.Christmas: When everyone goes home to argue with their family and get drunk.
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Thanksgiving: When everyone goes home to argue with their family and get drunk.

Christmas: When everyone goes home to argue with their family and get drunk.

15. 4th of July = Bonfire Night

4th of July: When everyone goes outside to enjoy fireworks and alcohol, to celebrate US Independence.Bonfire Night: When everyone goes outside to enjoy fireworks and alcohol, to celebrate the time England caught a Catholic and burnt him alive.
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4th of July: When everyone goes outside to enjoy fireworks and alcohol, to celebrate US Independence.

Bonfire Night: When everyone goes outside to enjoy fireworks and alcohol, to celebrate the time England caught a Catholic and burnt him alive.

16. Beer in Red Solo Cups = Cider in 2-litre plastic bottles

Beer in Red Solo Cups: What you're drinking the first time you get wasted at a house party.Cider in 2-litre plastic bottles: What you're drinking the first time you get pissed in the park.
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Beer in Red Solo Cups: What you're drinking the first time you get wasted at a house party.

Cider in 2-litre plastic bottles: What you're drinking the first time you get pissed in the park.

17. Taco Bell = Chicken Cottage

Taco Bell: Great but messy drunk food that you will massively regret the next day.Chicken Cottage: Great but messy drunk food that you will massively regret the next day.
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Taco Bell: Great but messy drunk food that you will massively regret the next day.

Chicken Cottage: Great but messy drunk food that you will massively regret the next day.

18. Pick-up truck = Ford Fiesta

Pick-up truck: Everyone's first car in rural areas, because the roads are so wide.Ford Fiesta: Everyone's first car in rural areas, because the roads are so narrow.
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Pick-up truck: Everyone's first car in rural areas, because the roads are so wide.

Ford Fiesta: Everyone's first car in rural areas, because the roads are so narrow.

19. Country & Western = Heavy Metal

Country & Western: Somehow the most vibrant music scene in the country, but everyone else literally forgets that it exists. Lots of hats.Heavy Metal: Somehow the most vibrant music scene in the country, but everyone else literally forgets that it exists. Lots of hair.
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Country & Western: Somehow the most vibrant music scene in the country, but everyone else literally forgets that it exists. Lots of hats.

Heavy Metal: Somehow the most vibrant music scene in the country, but everyone else literally forgets that it exists. Lots of hair.

20. Home = Pub

Home: Place to go at the end of the day to relax.Pub: Place to go at the end of the day to relax.
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Home: Place to go at the end of the day to relax.

Pub: Place to go at the end of the day to relax.

21. Enthusiasm = Disappointment

Enthusiasm: Fundamental world-view.Disappointment: Fundamental world-view.
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Enthusiasm: Fundamental world-view.

Disappointment: Fundamental world-view.

22. Piers Morgan = Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan: The absolute worst, who the US wants to get rid of.Piers Morgan: The absolute worst, who the UK is still trying to be rid of.
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Piers Morgan: The absolute worst, who the US wants to get rid of.

Piers Morgan: The absolute worst, who the UK is still trying to be rid of.