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33 Brilliantly Blunt Pub Signs That Will Make You Want A Drink

Let's not get too clever, we just want a pint.

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1. This sign tells the truth.

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2. The "that" sounds tempting.

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3. How could you argue with a bloody lovely garden?

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6. This pub knows its customers well.

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7. This choice is probably not that tricky.

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8. Also a fairly straight-forward choice.

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9. Beyoncé is corrected, in an important way.

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11. There's no need to bother with TimeOut when you can just quote some bloke.

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12. This sign is highly accurate.

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13. I bet that guy is Greg.

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14. Realistic expectations.

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16. This sign might speak the truth...

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18. This is known as playing to your strengths.

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20. It's important to let your customers know that they can use vegetables to pay for beer in an emergency.

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22. This sign is telling it like it is.

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24. Though there are obstacles when these jokes are made.

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25. Interestingly, this sign is actually fairly poorly maintained.

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26. This is known as "West London blunt."

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27. This is a smart way to explain the importance of wine.

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28. It's good to see a pub that recognizes its most important customers.

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29. And a pub that doesn't allow camels in.

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30. Disappointing. But understandable.

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31. This sign knows what happens to pub signs now.

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32. I mean, if it's lovely, you should probably go in.

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