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19 Reasons You Are Definitely Not A Baby Person

Children are evil and terrible and there's no good reason for them to exist.

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4. Their tiny fingers really freak you out.

How are they moving? Are there bones in them? Are they really small bones? That's so weird.

5. They're so common on social networks that you start to wonder if everyone you know has actually just regressed.


8. Baby videos are actually the worst thing in the world.

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"Look, he does this thing... there it is!" Yes. That thing on the screen moved its head slightly. I'm leaving now.


17. People seem to think it makes you a soulless robot, but fail to understand that actually it is children who don't have souls.


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