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Bad News! We've Watched 500 Million Hours Of Adam Sandler!

That's the equivalent of 57,077 years.

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This man is Adam Sandler.

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You might remember him from cinematic jewels like Pixels, Mr. Deeds and of course Spanglish.

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And even though he's got a few really solid films that can hold their own...

Like Happy Gilmore, Punch-Drunk Love, or The Wedding Singer.
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Like Happy Gilmore, Punch-Drunk Love, or The Wedding Singer.

Most of his films are ... bad.

But despite his ratings, Netflix signed an exclusive contract with the actor for four movies back in 2014. You read that right, F O U R.
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But despite his ratings, Netflix signed an exclusive contract with the actor for four movies back in 2014. You read that right, F O U R.

Now, you must be wondering, what was Netflix thinking?

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They must be crazy, right?

As it turns out, NOPE.

According to a Netflix report, since just 2015, their users have watched over 500 million hours of Adam Sandler movies.

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500...

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MILLION.

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HOURS.

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To put that into perspective, human beings have spent a little bit over 2,0833,333 days watching Adam Sandler movies just on NETFLIX.

That's a bit over 2,917,190 weeks...

Which is a little bit over 684,930 months...

Which is equivalent to 57,077 years.

The most intelligent* race on the planet has seen more than 570 centuries' worth of Adam Sandler movies.

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*Reportedly, though it's clearly time to hand the title over to the dolphins.

WE'VE WATCHED 57 MILLENNIA OF ADAM SANDLER!!! IN JUST OVER A YEAR!!!

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In short, we are all monsters and we've let humanity slide into a state of decline that we might never recover from.

Someone get in touch with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It's clearly time for the Final Judgment.

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Repent.

This post was translated from Spanish.

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