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    Posted on Apr 22, 2017

    Bad News! We've Watched 500 Million Hours Of Adam Sandler!

    That's the equivalent of 57,077 years.

    This man is Adam Sandler.

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    You might remember him from cinematic jewels like Pixels, Mr. Deeds and of course Spanglish.

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    And even though he's got a few really solid films that can hold their own...

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    Like Happy Gilmore, Punch-Drunk Love, or The Wedding Singer.

    Most of his films are ... bad.

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    But despite his ratings, Netflix signed an exclusive contract with the actor for four movies back in 2014. You read that right, F O U R.

    Now, you must be wondering, what was Netflix thinking?

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    They must be crazy, right?

    As it turns out, NOPE.

    According to a Netflix report, since just 2015, their users have watched over 500 million hours of Adam Sandler movies.

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    500...

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    MILLION.

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    HOURS.

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    To put that into perspective, human beings have spent a little bit over 2,0833,333 days watching Adam Sandler movies just on NETFLIX.

    That's a bit over 2,917,190 weeks...

    Which is a little bit over 684,930 months...

    Which is equivalent to 57,077 years.

    The most intelligent* race on the planet has seen more than 570 centuries' worth of Adam Sandler movies.

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    *Reportedly, though it's clearly time to hand the title over to the dolphins.

    WE'VE WATCHED 57 MILLENNIA OF ADAM SANDLER!!! IN JUST OVER A YEAR!!!

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    In short, we are all monsters and we've let humanity slide into a state of decline that we might never recover from.

    Someone get in touch with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It's clearly time for the Final Judgment.

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    Repent.

    This post was translated from Spanish.

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