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    Your 41 Most Embarrassing Google Searches

    I'd show you my Google search history, but then I'd have to kill you.

    1. Yourself

    2. Your significant other

    3. Your frenemy

    4. Questions about your love life, or lack there of

    5. Questions about your diet

    6. Questions about directions

    7. Or questions about One Direction

    8. The mind of the opposite sex

    9. The anatomy of the opposite sex

    10. Questions about your psychological functioning

    11. Questions about your academic functioning

    12. Questions about your social functioning

    13. Questions about grammar

    14. Other peoples’ problems to make you feel better about your own

    15. How to spell very basic words

    16. Inspirational Quotes

    17. Thinspirational quotes

    18. Food porn

    19. The name of your celebrity crush followed by the word “hot”

    20. The name of your same-sex celebrity crush followed by the word “hot”

    21. The name of your secret celebrity crush

    22. “Calories in” followed by a very shameful food

    23. Basic medical questions

    24. Extremely complicated medical questions

    25. Extremely personal medical questions

    26. Google searches in the form of confessions

    27. Followed by “local therapist + hourly rates”

    28. Questions that make you sound like a total stalker

    29. At least one question about Michael Jackson

    30. “How to” questions pertaining to self-grooming

    31. “How to” questions pertaining to social comportment

    32. “How to” questions pertaining to piercings

    33. “How to” dance at a club

    34. "How to" seduce your (married) co-worker

    35. "How to" look good in pictures

    36. Celebrity haircuts

    37. Celebrity workout regiments

    38. Makeup tutorials

    39. Song lyrics that you really don’t need to know

    40. Song lyrics that you really do need to know

    41. Today’s date, before you realize that it’s already on your home screen

    In conclusion: