It all starts with two fathers who are all too familiar with the evils of the world.
In effort to protect their adolescent children, they treat them like they are still little kids.
...Until their friends convince them to "touch the butt."
Both call to Dad for help, but are ultimately taken.
Despite their determination, the heros have little information to work with.
They ask around, but yield few results.
They often find themselves in perilous situations.
At one point, both kids hit rock bottom.
But in the end, Dad comes to the rescue!
And the moral of this story is, LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER.
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