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9 Devious Ways To Drink Wine Literally Anywhere

Sure, you've drunk wine from a box, but have you drunk wine from a bra? Wait, don't answer that.

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If you want to be discreet,
You can drink it from your seat.

When you want to drink outside,
Take your wine out for a ride.

For some wine on the green,
Here's how you won't be seen.

If you're feeling extra sly,
You can store it on your thigh.

Binoculars might help your sight,
But "Barnoculars" come with a bite.

Take a bottle on the go,
Hidden where no one will know.

But if you want to go all out,
This handbag comes with a spout.

If wine's your number one provision,
This might be the best decision.

But if you want an ample bust,
This brassiere is a must.

And for the classiest affair,
Don't forget your fine glassware.

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