If you want to be discreet,
You can drink it from your seat.
9. Papa Berts Sippin Seat
When you want to drink outside,
Take your wine out for a ride.
8. Bicycle Wine Rack
For some wine on the green,
Here's how you won't be seen.
7. Kooler Club & Drink Caddy
If you're feeling extra sly,
You can store it on your thigh.
6. Sneaky Shorts Flexible Flask
Binoculars might help your sight,
But "Barnoculars" come with a bite.
Take a bottle on the go,
Hidden where no one will know.
4. The Weekender Wine Bag
But if you want to go all out,
This handbag comes with a spout.
3. Vernissage Wine Purse
If wine's your number one provision,
This might be the best decision.
2. The Beerbelly
But if you want an ample bust,
This brassiere is a must.
1. The WineRack
And for the classiest affair,
Don't forget your fine glassware.