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    5 Reasons You Don't Want Texas In Your Vagina

    Yeah, "ouch" is right.

    1. It's too big.

    2. It's dry.

    3. It's hot.

    4. It's too far to the right.

    5. And you already have a Bush.

    Yeah, CRINGE.

    Texas, please keep your bills out of my vagina.