DelawareBoston, but said in a Boston accentBoston, againThe south...but I'm not like conservative or anything, guys! I'm super liberal and stuff!The Nation's CapitalThe MidwestDALLASA farm, basicallyAn island??? Rhode Island???Florida
A Little Night MusicDance Out LoudShakespeareSleeping, eating and breathing IPEliterally has just been following around Chandler Jez and latching onto whatever he doesProp hunting. Enough said.P******* Storiestoo many things.Anything involving Stephen StanecTarget Holiday Party and Paul Taylor Dance
NetflixWaiting in the Starbucks lineChilling with Griffyd ColeComplaining about PPAHanging in MidtownFlirtingSleepingTalking to Chris Zaccardi. In fact, I was talking to Chris Zaccardi yesterday and he said the funniest thing! He said--Taking a walk downtownNo one knows
ScotchMalibuPint of GuinnessFour LokoAnything FruityWhatever Tommy will serve meWhite RussianActually I'm gluten intolerant, and I don't drink alcohol :(Vitamin WaterDr. Pepper
That's so RavenCory in the HouseEven StevensSonny with a ChanceDid not watch Disney ChannelThe Suite life of Zack and CodyLizzie McGuireKim PossibleWizards of Waverly PlaceHannah Montana
TJsWith Bae <3Fucking around with friendsDrinking multiple Four LokosNot dying insideFood, lots of foodDrag. Clubs.Hanging with the #girlsqaudIn my room, doing workWorking on a show
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Which Member Of The 2020 Stage Management Class Are You?
When you think of the phrase “aggressively heterosexual,” the familiar faces of Jonah Camiel and Griffyd Cole probably come to mind. But girls can be aggressively heterosexual too! With that idea in mind, we would like to introduce you to Lucy Baker, an eighteen-year-old who spends her free time checking out guys and flirting with those who are above a six. HYPOTHETICALLY, if you were to spot her at TJ’s she would have a glass of scotch in one hand and at most 2 bucks in the other. Her main topics of conversation include boys, being from Washington DC, The West Wing, and The Washington Capitals hockey team. If your results indicated you’re a “Lucy Baker” you most likely are skilled at making anyone laugh with a stupid joke, love to have fun, and like everyone else in the freshmen stage management class, you love college.
If you don’t know who Abby Bittlinger is you’ve probably heard of her, or rather heard her, because whenever she gets remotely stressed out her voice gets five octaves higher and five times louder. This down to earth puppy-eyed blonde is one of the friendliest stage managers in the 2020 class. Abby can usually be found near Seaport sipping a Four Loko, while complaining about how awful Four Lokos are. She probably won’t be seen anywhere else because she has yet to fully understand how the subway system works. Above all else Abby is a strong stage manager and a hard worker. She is loved by everyone in PPA and we don’t know what we would do without her. If your results indicated you’re an “Abby Bittlinger” then you are probably kind, compassionate, a friend to everyone, and like the rest of the freshman stage management class, you love college.
Name a more iconic person than Mitchell Chasse, we’ll wait…oh yeah, Stephen Stanec. But they are basically the same person so does it count? If you’re working on a show with Mitchell rehearsal never drags thanks to his positive energy. Speaking of drag, Mitchell recently tried drag for the first time, he was already way prettier than you, but now he is taking it a step further by being prettier than you while wearing a wig. This quadruple threat has extensive experience in scenic design, lighting design, costume design and the art of taking a selfie. His amazing work ethic makes him a strong stage manager and a leader in the rehearsal room. If your results indicated that you are a “Mitchell Chasse” then you are a strong mix of outer and inner beauty as well as an extensive knowledge of theater. You are passionate about your work, always willing to lend a helping hand, and like the rest of the freshman stage management class, you love college.
This Texan queen is hands down one of the most drama free, laid back ladies in the freshman class with a poker face that could put Lady Gaga to shame. She is incredibly caring but that doesn’t mean she isn’t afraid to call you out on your shit. Mari can be found sleeping under tables during down time or yelling at her fellow classmates for not being as cinematically cultured as she is. Her main topics of conversation include: being from Dallas, the Dallas Cowboys and horror movies directed by M. Night Shyamalan. If your results indicate that you are a “Mari Williams” then you are an incredibly charismatic, hardworking, honest above all else and like the rest of the freshman stage management class, you love college.
This stage management fiend can most likely be found in or around TJ’s attached at the hip to his life partner, Griffyd Cole. Yeah, those two are totally “just friends.” A man of few words, when Richard speaks it’s usually a shady one-liner towards you that you’ll laugh at in the moment but go home and cry about it later. His most notable work is, in case you weren’t already aware, Miss Teen Delaware. His main topics of conversations include: how much he drank with Griffyd Cole last night, his time on Miss Teen Delaware, and his bamboo plant, Vanilla. If you’re results indicated you’re a “Richard,” you are a dedicated, hard worker and you also know your way around a props closet. You aren’t shy about letting everyone know that, in the case of natural selection, you would win out. You put up a tough shell but you are really just a giant teddy bear. Everyone loves you and thinks you’re lowkey hot.
This close-to-Boston native with a super distinctive laugh is not afraid to speak her mind. Stef is not afraid to call anyone on their shit, whether it’s a fellow classmate or even Overlord Chris Zaccardi himself. Stef is usually found going on adventures all over the city with her roommate Colleen and their friends Gia, Bria, and Maggie. If you don’t know who Gia, Bria, and Maggie are…you’re lying. When Stef isn’t with her other friends, she can be found at TJ’s reliving her glory days of working on Mary Poppins in high school. Also, did you know she has a twin? We didn’t either. Her main topics of conversation include: things her friends have done or will do, how much she doesn’t want to do her English homework and “in high school, when I was stage manger…” If your results indicated you’re a “Stef Sack” then you probably are a sass master, hard worker, a good friend, and like the rest of the freshman stage management class, you love college.
You must be straight…if you are, in fact, NOT a straight white male then we must insist you retake the quiz, because something went wrong. Gender and sexuality aside, if you got “Devin” then you must be incredibly kind and caring. Ask any of the freshmen and they will vouch that Devin simply doesn’t have a bad bone in his body. This small bearded child is a workaholic and opts to spend most of his time perfecting his paperwork, rather than socializing with anyone besides Chris Zaccardi. Even though his social interactions are very limited his stage management skills are truly impressive and surpass the rest of us assholes. His main topics of conversation include: Christopher Zaccardi, his guest appearance backstage in “Jesus Christ Superstar” and his home: good ol’ Massachusetts. If your results indicated you’re a “Devin” then you are most likely a lovable introvert who has an excellent work ethic, and like everyone else in the freshmen stage management class, you love college.
“Guess what? Chicken butt.” This phrase is repeated by Caroline Duffin at least two times a day. Master of dad jokes and bad puns, Caroline is one of the friendliest and most approachable stage managers in the freshman class. From the middle of nowhere Indiana to the big city Caroline has kicked ass in shows like Xanadu and IPE. In fact, her official contact name in Chris Zaccardi’s phone is “Queen of IPE.” Although no one knows where the hell she hangs outside of PPA classes or who the hell she hangs out with, her dad jokes are iconic and we all aspire to be her. If your results indicated that you’re a “Caroline Duffin,” then you most likely are a hardworking and charismatic person who happens to have ten dad jokes on standby. Additionally, like everyone else in the freshmen stage management class, you also probably love college.
If you love “My Chemical Romance” then it makes complete sense that you got Dish Petrie. Because thus far, she has only been spotted once not wearing an MCR t-shirt. Like her music taste, her style is edgy and fierce. With an extensive knowledge of psychology, Dish can answer any and all questions relating to the brain. You can most likely only get in contact with her between the hours of 3am-12pm because her sleep schedule is incredibly fucked. Her favorite topics of conversation include: how tired she is, how exhausted she is, and how ready for bed she is. If your results indicated that you’re a “Dish Petrie” then you most likely have a thirst for knowledge, a great group of friends, and like everyone else in the freshmen stage management class, you love college.
Lady Del Castillo is the literal mother of the freshmen stage managers, and since you got Lady, then you must be the mother of your friend group as well. This delightful Florida native is one of the nicest people you will ever meet; until you actually get to know her and discover that she is also one of the sassiest people you will ever meet. When she isn’t in rehearsals Lady can be seen walking around campus with her headphones on, further advancing her addiction to theatre by listening to every showtune known to man, beginning with Hamilton. Her main topics of conversation include: theatre, her job at SDACA, and Lin Manuel Miranda. If your results indicated you’re a “Lady” then you’re very compassionate, have a good head on your shoulders, and like everyone else in the freshmen stage management class, you love college.