1. Joffrey Baratheon Lucille Petty What a nice guy! 2. Cersei Lannister Lucille Petty Family comes first. 3. Jamie Lannister Lucille Petty A heart of gold... and something else made of gold. I can't put my finger on it though. Gosh, a good joke would really come in handy right now. 4. Theon Greyjoy Lucille Petty This reeks of innuendo. 5. Ellaria and Oberyn Lucille Petty *is just generally sad about this one* 6. Tyrion Lannister Lucille Petty *cringes* 7. Jon Snow Lucille Petty You know something, Jon Snow... 8. Daenerys Targaryen Lucille Petty *Is too lazy to have included the Khaleesi's full title, because...* 9. Sansa Stark Lucille Petty *laughs, but is also sad about it* 10. Robb Stark Lucille Petty *looks at calendar* Welp. 11. Petyr Baelish Lucille Petty My sister loves this one. 12. Arya Stark Lucille Petty *sigh* 13. Ygritte Lucille Petty *fans self* 14. Jorah Mormont Lucille Petty The riskiest thing you could possibly say to someone you love in Game Of Thrones. You know what? Go for it!