1. Joffrey Baratheon
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What a nice guy!
2. Cersei Lannister
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Family comes first.
3. Jamie Lannister
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A heart of gold... and something else made of gold. I can't put my finger on it though. Gosh, a good joke would really come in handy right now.
4. Theon Greyjoy
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This reeks of innuendo.
5. Ellaria and Oberyn
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*is just generally sad about this one*
6. Tyrion Lannister
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*cringes*
7. Jon Snow
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You know something, Jon Snow...
8. Daenerys Targaryen
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*Is too lazy to have included the Khaleesi's full title, because...*
9. Sansa Stark
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*laughs, but is also sad about it*
10. Robb Stark
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*looks at calendar* Welp.
11. Petyr Baelish
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My sister loves this one.
12. Arya Stark
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*sigh*
13. Ygritte
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*fans self*
14. Jorah Mormont
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The riskiest thing you could possibly say to someone you love in Game Of Thrones. You know what? Go for it!
