Hey there, demons! It's me, introducing the newest line at Shop BuzzFeed! In case you weren't aware, the BuzzFeed Unsolved collection is chock full of spooky and hilarious merch perfect for gifting to your favorite ghost this spooky season — or yourself, for that matter.
For the curious, here are a few of our favorites:
1. A Bigfoot Brewing Co. T-shirt, because nothing attracts sasquatches like the glorious snap-pop sound of someone cracking open a cold one in the woods. I hear Willow Creek is very nice this time of year.
2. A coffee mug that’s perfect if you, too, are just here for the cult stuff. Goatman’s gotta caffeinate from time to time, too, you know.
3. A scary-chic cotton Ouija board tote featuring the most iconic of BuzzFeed Unsolved lines. Whether you’re having a night out at an allegedly haunted honky-tonk or just running errands, it never hurts to announce yourself to any otherworldly beings that might be present. Just...in case. Right?
4. A cozy and classic collegiate pullover hoodie, because some things never go out of style. Grab yourself a warm drink, load up your favorite episode, and snuggle down. Best night ever? Best night ever.
5. A fun lil’ button that’ll make you laugh (wheeze) every time you see it. Bonus points if you pin it somewhere it can inspire other Ghouligans to laugh (wheeze) in passing, too.
6. A spooky-cool tank top, because whether you consider yourself a total Shaniac or more of a Boogara, we’re all Ghouligans at heart. Also, “the Ghouligans” would be a bangin’ band name. Just sayin’.
7. A graphic T-shirt that reimagines your favorite paranormal/true crime investigators as Saturday morning cartoon characters. Scooby-Doo and the gang are going to need to pass the torch one of these days — and who better to hand it to than Shane and Ryan?
8. A fiery “Rock & Roll Buckaroo” sticker, because nothing is more metal than hunting ghosts. Slap this sucker on your favorite EMF detector and you’re good to go.
9. A fitted-yet-comfy Cult Stuff shirt that is absolutely the wearable summoning circle we all need right now. Yes, even the wiggly-armed carwash blowy things of the world. Especially the wiggly-armed carwash blowy things of the world.
10. And a "Hey There Demons" spiral-bound notebook, so you've got somewhere to record the spooky details of all your ghost sightings and demonic encounters. This 120-page lined notebook comes equipped with a document pocket on the inside cover, too, so you can keep all your spells and protection charms close at hand.
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