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We Know How You Masturbate Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Because even the stars need a helping hand sometimes. ?

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  1. Choose your sign:

    Aries
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    Taurus
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    Taurus
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    Gemini
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    Cancer
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    Leo
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    Virgo
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    Scorpio
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    Aquarius
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    Pisces

We Know How You Masturbate Based On Your Zodiac Sign

You got: Aries

Your pure energy and enthusiasm mean that for you, masturbation is just another challenge. You like giving orders so much that you will try to make your body obey your desires. For you masturbation doesn't replace anything, it just adds to it. Anyone lucky enough to get a helping hand from you should be thankful, as long as they’re comfortable following your lead.

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You got: Taurus

You are just as stubborn as you are practical. Masturbation will solve many problems for you: whether it’s to keep you from going out with someone you’re not into, or just taking a moment to relax. Your feet are firmly planted on the ground and as a Taurus you masturbate methodically, almost to the point of following a daily schedule. But that's only because you want it this way, not because you feel obligated. You are a great and giving partner so you can enjoy this activity in good company.

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You got: Gemini

You’re a multi-tasker, so it honestly wouldn't be a surprise for you to be masturbating and, say... responding to emails at the same time. Or satisfying yourself and your partner, while you're using your feet to sculpt a clay vase on a pottery wheel. You're constantly looking for innovation, so you’re definitely open to trying out different kinds of toys or accessories to help you with the task. For a Gemini, masturbation is another exciting and pleasurable activity to add to your repertoire. But don't get too comfortable, it can all change at any moment... you have a dual (and somewhat unpredictable) nature.

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You got: Cancer

You're emotional and affectionate and you know how to manipulate every single part of your body to maximize your pleasure. You're a nurturer, so you pay attention to every squeal of pleasure (yours or someone else's) making this a true act of love for everyone. But don't let masturbation keep you from making a move or pursuing that person you’re interested in. Use your sensitivity to increase your pleasure and release all that power inside you.

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You got: Leo

Your methods of self-pleasure are truly something to behold. You love yourself so much and have so much attention to detail that you're like an artist when it comes to masturbation. Love your body and stay positive, and masturbation will lead to something approaching enlightenment for you. Also, don’t be afraid to unleash those feline instincts and let things get... interesting. ;)

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You got: Virgo

All details are taken care of: ambient temperature, the right stimuli, lubrication, clean-up and a well-thought-out place to do the deed. As a Virgo nothing escapes your foresight and planning. Though a little spontaneity may help you discover your body in intimate new ways without worrying so much about having everything under control.

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You got: Libra

Friendly and balanced, you're cautious and diplomatic even when masturbating. You have such charm and elegance that you can turn masturbation into a beautiful, almost noble act. Your body spasms could be set to the rhythm of classical music. You're so romantic that you touch your body with the tenderness of a soft flower. But this doesn't stop you from being passionate with others. You just have an attention to detail that the other "wilder" signs might ignore, and for this reason they may think you are a bit cold.

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You got: Scorpio

You're a self-indulgent pleasure seeker. Masturbation isn't just some rote, daily chore. No! You make sure that every little detail (pornography, toys, people, etc) is up to the highest standards of quality. There's no going back with you — you always raise the bar in order to bring this self-stimulating experience to its very peak. Because you're so particular, it can be hard for others to keep up with you. That's why you need someone else who is also constantly raising the bar to help you out when you don't want to go at it alone.

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You got: Sagittarius

Chaos and passion. What comes to mind when you masturbate? How about a team of powerful, galloping horses. When you want to touch yourself, you do so without thinking too much about if it's the right place or time. Your twisted, messy pile of bed sheets are a testament to your 24/7 state of arousal. You like yourself so much that masturbation occupies the same space that sex does with other people: it is an act of love that requires your full attention. With you everything is about enjoyment and sharing, and anyone who gets involved should be careful to not try to possess you because otherwise... next.

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You got: Capricorn

You're a busy little goat and everything you do has to be productive... so why masturbate at all? Maybe you’re doing it to avoid going on a time-wasting date or maybe it’s just to relax so you can focus on work. Capricorns tend to be tense (but also responsible!), so it would help a ton if you could learn to relax and enjoy your body when you're on your own. You are fiercely loyal, so if someone manages to convince you that masturbation is “useful,” you will make all necessary efforts to incorporate it into your busy schedule.

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You got: Aquarius

You're always eager to live your life, learn from new experiences, and cultivate your personal pleasure... and that's why masturbation is a treat for you. You're always discovering new ways, places, partners, secrets, parts of the body… and you’re always taking advantage of all your senses and fantasies. For you, self-love is a roller coaster. The key: natural lubes and environments. An Aquarius can be very conscious about their impact on the world, so using too much paper for cleaning up is out of the question.

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You got: Pisces

You have a wild imagination and you're so physically sensitive that you almost need to treat masturbation as a ritual. More than anything, atmosphere and mood dictate what you feel. Masturbation is an adventure, with countless new physical and mental sensations to experience every time. Beware: you are often in danger of being caught red-handed, as you tend to escape into your own world without noticing what's happening around you.

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