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It's fine if you miss a little. After all, nobody's perfect! But, for the love of God, grab a piece of toilet paper and wipe it off. Really, those of us who have to sit there afterwards will thank you for it.

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\"You can't just walk away after doing what you've done, you MONSTER!\"

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Other people's bathrooms or, even worse, public restrooms terrify you. You become incapable of doing what you went in there to do, thus only prolonging the agony of the situation.

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Pro tip: you can always lose a sock.

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\"Lord, take me now.\"

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When a little something got left behind after the flush and no one is brave enough to take responsibility for it.

Cue the ultimate game of Who Done It (extra shade edition).

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Texting, scrolling through their newsfeed, looking through what people have in their medicine cabinet... don't they realize other people have to pee (or even worse, poop), too?!

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You hope and pray that the time it takes you to do your business is less than the amount of time you can go without breathing.

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Seriously, can we all just agree to equip public restrooms with a toilet brush? That way, if you're going to leave something there that the rest of us won't want to see, you can at least clean it up before the next lucky person walks in.

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So many things can go wrong and it's just not fair.

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What twisted soul thinks of putting a window on the bathroom door??

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You're standing there, waiting for something to come out, and next thing you know someone's walked up right next to you to do their business.

It's like when someone gets on the treadmill next to you, even though there are 10 other unoccupied treadmills in the gym. But this is 1000x worse.

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We can send satellites into space, but yet we still make bathrooms with doors that aren't soundproof. Our species is doomed.

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For those of us who are a bit shy or insecure, we take special precautions to ensure that this traumatic situation does not occur: turning on the water, coughing, playing music on the radio... anything to signal to those disrespectful people that the bathroom is \"ocupado.\"

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We all know that one person (and, hey, it might even be you!). They'll go to great lengths to ensure that their skin never comes into contact with anything that may have been contaminated by other people's poop particles. Tbh, some of their tactics are actually lowkey impressive.

But dollar bills also have germs on them, yet they don't seem to be too concerned about that...

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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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Tellement de choses peuvent mal tourner et c'est vraiment injuste.

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So many things can go wrong and it's just not fair.

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Astuce de pro: vous pouvez toujours sacrifier une chaussette.

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Pro tip: you can always lose a sock.

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Vous priez pour arriver à finir ce que vous avez à faire avant de devoir reprendre votre respiration.

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You hope and pray that the time it takes you to do your business is less than the amount of time you can go without breathing.

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On arrive à envoyer des satellites dans l'espace, mais on fait encore des portes de toilettes qui ne sont pas insonorisées. Notre espèce est condamnée.

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We can send satellites into space, but yet we still make bathrooms with doors that aren't soundproof. Our species is doomed.

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«Seigneur, rappelle-moi auprès de Toi.»

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\"Lord, take me now.\"

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Quand une petite crotte reste après avoir tiré la chasse d'eau et que personne n'a le courage de plaider coupable.

L'occasion de jouer à une autre version du Cluedo.

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When a little something got left behind after the flush and no one is brave enough to take responsibility for it.

Cue the ultimate game of Who Done It (extra shade edition).

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On connaît tous un gars comme ça (si ça se trouve, c'est vous!) Il est prêt à tout pour s'assurer que sa peau n'entrera jamais en contact avec quoi que ce soit qui aurait pu être contaminé par les particules fécales des autres. Pour être honnête, certaines de ses tactiques sont franchement impressionnantes.

Mais les billets ont aussi des germes, sauf que là, ça n'a pas l'air de beaucoup l'inquiéter...

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But dollar bills also have germs on them, yet they don't seem to be too concerned about that...

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«Tu ne peux pas partir comme ça après avoir fait ce que tu as fait, espèce de MONSTRE!»

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\"You can't just walk away after doing what you've done, you MONSTER!\"

"}},{"data":"","received":"01/04/2017 11:35:06","message":{"credits":"0.55","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=0fbd1e40-d28c-11e6-9897-02420af4000c","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/36168935/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Hopeless Situations You've Experienced In The Bathroom","lc_src":"en","ctime":1483540968,"job_id":"36168935","body_tgt":"Message à tous les hommes du monde: contrôlez un peu votre robinet.","order_id":"2737965","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4327461","position":"19","type":"text","id":"9365329","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"PSA to the men of the world: please control your spray."}},{"data":"","received":"01/04/2017 11:35:06","message":{"credits":"2.10","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"42","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=0fbb8ce6-d28c-11e6-9897-02420af4000c","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/36168920/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Hopeless Situations You've Experienced In The Bathroom","lc_src":"en","ctime":1483540968,"job_id":"36168920","body_tgt":"

Ce n'est pas grave si vous en mettez un peu à côté. Après tout, personne n'est parfait! Mais, pour l'amour de Dieu, prenez un bout de papier toilette et essuyez. Franchement, ceux qui viendront s'asseoir après vous vous remercieront.

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"}},{"data":"","received":"01/04/2017 11:35:06","message":{"credits":"0.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"6","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=0fbc247f-d28c-11e6-9897-02420af4000c","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/36168924/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Hopeless Situations You've Experienced In The Bathroom","lc_src":"en","ctime":1483540968,"job_id":"36168924","body_tgt":"L'urinoir et ses situations gênantes.","order_id":"2737965","lc_tgt":"fr","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4327461","position":"21","type":"text","id":"9365330","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"The awkwardness that is the urinal."}},{"data":"","received":"01/04/2017 11:35:06","message":{"credits":"2.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"53","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=0fbdb735-d28c-11e6-9897-02420af4000c","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/36168940/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Hopeless Situations You've Experienced In The Bathroom","lc_src":"en","ctime":1483540968,"job_id":"36168940","body_tgt":"

Vous êtes là, à attendre que ça sorte, et tout à coup quelqu'un arrive à côté de vous pour faire sa petite affaire.

C'est comme quand quelqu'un prend le tapis de course à côté du vôtre, même s'il y en a une dizaine de libres dans la salle de sport. Sauf que là, c'est mille fois pire.

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You're standing there, waiting for something to come out, and next thing you know someone's walked up right next to you to do their business.

It's like when someone gets on the treadmill next to you, even though there are 10 other unoccupied treadmills in the gym. But this is 1000x worse.

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Les toilettes des autres ou, pire encore, les toilettes publiques, vous terrifient. Vous êtes alors incapable de faire ce que vous veniez faire, ne faisant que prolonger la torture de la situation.

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Other people's bathrooms or, even worse, public restrooms terrify you. You become incapable of doing what you went in there to do, thus only prolonging the agony of the situation.

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Sérieusement, on ne pourrait pas tous se mettre d'accord et équiper les toilettes publiques de brosses? Comme ça, si vous y laissez un truc que personne n'a envie de voir, vous pourrez au moins nettoyer avant que le prochain chanceux n'entre.

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Pour ceux d'entre nous qui sont un peu timides ou pas à l'aise, nous prenons des précautions spéciales pour nous assurer que cette situation traumatique n'arrive pas: ouvrir l'eau, tousser, écouter de la musique à la radio... tout pour faire comprendre aux irrespectueux que les toilettes sont «ocupado».

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Quel genre d'esprit malade penserait à mettre une fenêtre sur la porte de toilettes?

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What twisted soul thinks of putting a window on the bathroom door??

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Envoyer des textos, lire son fil d'actus, regarder ce que les autres ont dans leur armoire à pharmacie... elle ne réalise pas qu'il y en a d'autres qui ont aussi besoin de faire pipi (ou pire, caca)?!

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Texting, scrolling through their newsfeed, looking through what people have in their medicine cabinet... don't they realize other people have to pee (or even worse, poop), too?!

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17 situations désespérées qu'on a tous connues aux toilettes

Il est temps de reprendre possession de ce lieu sacré et de ce qui s'y fait.

1. Être à court de papier.

2. Passer après quelqu'un qui a des petits problèmes de digestion.

3. Quand vous attendez devant la porte et que vous *entendez* la personne à l'intérieur.

4. Ce sentiment d'angoisse qui vous envahit quand vous bouchez les toilettes alors que vous n'êtes pas chez vous.

5. Le caca orphelin.

6. Cette personne qui refuse de toucher quoi que ce soit.

7. Laisser un héritage pour les générations futures.

8. Message à tous les hommes du monde: contrôlez un peu votre robinet.

9. L'urinoir et ses situations gênantes.

10. Quand vous ne vous sentez à l'aise que dans vos toilettes à vous.

11. Quand quelqu'un laisse une «œuvre d'art» pour vous dans la cuvette.

12. Quand vous rendez visite à des amis qui ont un bidet et que vous réalisez que la petite serviette qui est à côté n'était pas pour votre visage.

13. Votre cauchemar de toujours: vous appuyez sur le bouton et il n'y a pas de savon.

14. Quand c'est l'hiver et que vous vous asseyez genre:

15. Les gens qui ouvrent la porte sans frapper.

16. Les portes qui ont un énorme interstice ou de grandes fenêtres pour que les gens puissent vous voir.

17. Et puis, bien sûr, il y a toujours cette personne qui reste beaucoup trooooop longtemps là-dedans.

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3. Quand vous attendez devant la porte et que vous entendez la personne à l'intérieur.