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How Much Of A Socialist Are You?

This test is for the purpose of finding socialists

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  1. Check all of the following things you have done

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    Run through the streets yelling DOWN WITH AMERICA
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    Ever called someone an imperialist pig
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    Immediately after saying that, said OINK OINK!
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    Then after that said "Can I pour you a glass of oil!!"
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    Ever made a pro socialist speech in any form
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    You own at least one things with a hammer and sickle on it
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    You own at least 5 things with hammers and sickles on them
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    You know the Soviet Russian national anthem by heart
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    You didn't feel that bad when Ukraine was invaded by Russia
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    You thought that the Crimean invasion was long overdue
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    You are hoping that the Soviet Union Rises again and Crimea is just the first step
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    You have a poster of Lenin in your room
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    You feel nostalgic for when the Soviet Union was the worlds largest Superpower
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    You look up to Yuri Gagarin
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    You support a nuclear arms race
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    You can't stand wall street
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    You hate the one percent
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    You want wealth stripped from the powerful
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    You believe Cuba is a better place to live than the United States
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    You have a family member in the Gulag
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    You turned that family member in because they had anti government thoughts
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    You felt no remorse for turning that family member in as you have more devotion to the Socialist party
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    You don't think the actions taken by Stalin were that bad
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    You think Stalin's actions were completely justified
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    You think that Mao Zedong was a great man
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    You would prefer anarchy to capitalism of any form
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    You voted for Donald Trump because you wanted to see capitalism fall
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    You have been to a Bernie Sanders Rally
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    You thought he was too moderate and lenient on the Wall Street
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    You wish Bernie was more extreme in his views
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    You think that the Hunt for Red October is a tragedy
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