Run through the streets yelling DOWN WITH AMERICAEver called someone an imperialist pigImmediately after saying that, said OINK OINK!Then after that said "Can I pour you a glass of oil!!"Ever made a pro socialist speech in any formYou own at least one things with a hammer and sickle on itYou own at least 5 things with hammers and sickles on themYou know the Soviet Russian national anthem by heartYou didn't feel that bad when Ukraine was invaded by RussiaYou thought that the Crimean invasion was long overdueYou are hoping that the Soviet Union Rises again and Crimea is just the first stepYou have a poster of Lenin in your roomYou feel nostalgic for when the Soviet Union was the worlds largest SuperpowerYou look up to Yuri GagarinYou support a nuclear arms raceYou can't stand wall streetYou hate the one percentYou want wealth stripped from the powerfulYou believe Cuba is a better place to live than the United StatesYou have a family member in the GulagYou turned that family member in because they had anti government thoughtsYou felt no remorse for turning that family member in as you have more devotion to the Socialist partyYou don't think the actions taken by Stalin were that badYou think Stalin's actions were completely justifiedYou think that Mao Zedong was a great manYou would prefer anarchy to capitalism of any formYou voted for Donald Trump because you wanted to see capitalism fallYou have been to a Bernie Sanders RallyYou thought he was too moderate and lenient on the Wall StreetYou wish Bernie was more extreme in his viewsYou think that the Hunt for Red October is a tragedy
How Much Of A Socialist Are You?
You clearly are a wall street loving bastard. You clearly drink a glass of oil for every meal and step on the hands of the proletariat for fun. Your kind has caused the downfall of humanity and every modern tragedy is as a result of your greed. When the socialists rise again, you will be immediately sent to the Gulag.
Every night when you turn on the shower, the blood of the working class comes out of your shower. Your ignorance has caused the world to crumble, you have no excuse for your greedy ways. You better learn to accept the socialist alternative or there is a bed in gulag with your name on it.
You know that a capitalist system is flawed, you have much to learn on how to crush the capitalist pigs, but you are on the right track. Learn to take your vodka and throw away your friendships with capitalists and you might be able to fit in with the new socialist order
You are the definition of a working class citizen. you know that the fall of the capitalist regime is in the near future and are planning for the new socialist order. We cannot wait for you to join our worthy cause comrade, your forefathers have not died in vain as you will be the most valuable part in our new, better, Society.
There is not a more perfect sight than than a capitalist pig getting slaughtered by the greedy sausage machine, and it is clear you agree. You have supported the socialist alternative since the beginning and will be highly exalted as a fine working class citizen. because of you, we will be eating the metaphorical bacon of the capitalist fat and enjoying the benefits of being a hard working laborer. If you work hard and take out the liberal trash you will be remembered as a hero for the communist party. there is no one higher than the common man. Keep up the good work comrade.