Hello to the reason ostriches terrify me…
My dad tried to explain evolution to me as a kid by telling me that ‘we used to be like gorillas’… I thought that my dad and I literally used to be gorillas at one point and that was normal…
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Dammit I was really looking forward to my honeymoon in America til I read this! You made me sad Buzzfeed, unless you’re not including the UK in Europe? (I should probably highlight the fact that Europe’s a darn big place with a diverse range of countries and cultures, and when you go on holiday… Sorry, vacation, you should embrace it!! Bring on the doughnuts baby!!) xxx