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15 Signs You Bread About Bread Too Much

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1. Certain words possess powerful bread association.

An incomplete list of words that make me think of bread: Flat Banana Monkey French Zucchini Peasant Garlic Pumpkin White Potato Corn

2. You have one question: Where the heck IS Cheddar Bay, and is it possible to move there?

(OK, that was two.)
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(OK, that was two.)

3. Your friends call you "Sandwich" because they can always find you between two slices of bread — the slice you just ate and the slice you're eating next.

4. You see bread everywhere.

The organ behind me at this church-turned-pizza restaurant looks like giant breadsticks. #Italy

5. EVERYWHERE.

This is not a coincidence. Someone knows something about this.
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This is not a coincidence. Someone knows something about this.

6. *whispering* Everywhere.

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7. When you see this GIF you think, That poor, poor slice of bread.

8. And this picture is just cruel — cruel to waste a perfectly good loaf of French.

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9. The smell of piping hot bread is basically your love language.

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http://snoutregiment.tumblr.com/post/117798436656/bloomin-onion-bread

10. Your eyes immediately lock onto the brioche bun in this photo.

What is this a picture of? A burger? No. This is a picture of bread surrounded by other, less delicious things.
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What is this a picture of? A burger? No. This is a picture of bread surrounded by other, less delicious things.

11. You understand that the best type of pizza is crust.

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12. You are quite literally overwhelmed by bakeries.

"IT'S AN ENTIRE STORE JUST FOR BREAD." *INHALES* "A BREAD STORE." *INHALES* "THIS IS MY PLACE ON THIS GOOD EARTH." *INHALES* "THIS IS MY SHRINE."
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"IT'S AN ENTIRE STORE JUST FOR BREAD." *INHALES* "A BREAD STORE." *INHALES* "THIS IS MY PLACE ON THIS GOOD EARTH." *INHALES* "THIS IS MY SHRINE."

13. This is practically your life story:

14. Bread is basically your answer for everything.

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15. In conclusion, you think about bread so much it's probably time to take the next step.

This relationship is way more than a fling.
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This relationship is way more than a fling.

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