Mommy And Me Fashion FAIL: I Wore Hammer Pants
I went on a date with a woman for the first time. And on this date I embarked on a new journey, filled with monkey bars, sand boxes and Gerber. Get yo head out of the lady pond, gents. This date was of the mommy and me variety. Still, I had to dress to impress. Moms are nothing if not judgy and gossipy. Here's what I wore from head to toe.