Joey: “Wait a second, I have to smile? You never said anything about smiling.” (Season One, Episode Twelve)
Joey: “Just because I’m not in Daytona participating in some wet T-shirt contest doesn’t mean I’m not having any fun.” (Season Five, Episode 11)
Joey: “God, Jen, what are we going to do all summer?”
Jen: “Same thing we did all last summer?”
Jen: “You’ll have to refresh my memory. I was otherwise engaged.” (Season Four, Episode 23)
Joey: “Imagine that, Pacey. We actually have something in common… Providing gossip for the small-minded townsfolk. And unfortunately for you, you’re tonight’s top story.” (Season One, Episode Six)
Joey: “For so long, all I’ve thought about was you, all I dreamed about was you…”
Dawson: “What happened?”
Joey: “I got my dream, and now I don’t have anything else.” (Season Two, Episode Six)
Joey: “Why do I feel like I fell asleep on the train and woke up the protagonist in a Kafka story?” (Season Three, Episode 17)
Joey: “Hold on a second, please. That’s the best you can do for your childhood hero?” (Season Six, Episode One)
Joey: “So what? If I want to be with you, I’m supposed to just throw all of my previous life experience out the window? I’m supposed to just stop being who I am?” (Season Six, Episode 23)
Joey: “You know, maybe — and this is just a shot in the dark — she didn’t mean to send it to the gossips at large. Maybe she’s just trying to get some private closure, never dreamed she’d be subjected to the Oprah psychobabble of her life-lacking peers. Now, do you guys want something to eat, or should I just bring over a nice tray of bon-bons so you guys can hunker down and watch your stories?” (Season Six, Episode Three)
Dawson: “Here I am. Single, sandwiched in between two women who both dumped me. I am pathetic.”
Jen: “Hey, look at me, I’m dating a bible thumping hypocrite, okay?”
Joey: “Hey…my boyfriend may be gay.” (Season Two, Episode 15)
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