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Young Christoph Waltz Was Ridiculously Hot

In the early '80s, Christoph Waltz was the kind of sexy that keeps you up at night.

Christoph Waltz is a handsome man.

But did you know he used to be even hotter? Like, scary attractive.

Behold, Christoph Waltz in "Kopfstand."

Not convinced? I'll let these GIFs do the talking.

And here he is as Tristan in "Tristan and Isolde."

I mean, honestly. That hair.

That youthful charm.

It's enough to wear you out.

Lucky for you, young Christoph Waltz is great at cuddling.

So there you have it.

Your Christoph Waltz crush is now complete. Go forth and spread the love.