What The Hell Is This Sea Monster?

And how long until it kills us all?

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OK, what is it?

The leading theory is that it's a really big sea lamprey, a horrifying parasitic creature that's scary even when it's not enormous. But some aren't convinced: given the limited scope of the photo, it's impossible to be sure just what that New Jerseyan speared.

  1. Put on your cryptozoologist hat and pick from the following.

    A sea lamprey.
    A sea lamprey.

    The most obvious explanation is usually the right one.

    A really ugly eel.
    A really ugly eel.

    With a face only a mama eel could love.

    A raccoon.
    A raccoon.

    Isn't that what they said the Montauk Monster was?

    A movie prop.
    A movie prop.

    Very realistic!

    A hoax.
    A hoax.

    Good effort, though.

    An actual monster.
    An actual monster.

    Come on, have you seen that thing?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    IT'S A MONSTER.

    RUN. SAVE YOURSELVES.

    IT'S A MONSTER.

What The Hell Is This Sea Monster?