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What The Hell Is This Sea Monster?

And how long until it kills us all?

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OK, what is it?

The leading theory is that it's a really big sea lamprey, a horrifying parasitic creature that's scary even when it's not enormous. But some aren't convinced: given the limited scope of the photo, it's impossible to be sure just what that New Jerseyan speared.

  1. Put on your cryptozoologist hat and pick from the following.

    Put on your cryptozoologist hat and pick from the following.

    A sea lamprey.
    A sea lamprey.

    The most obvious explanation is usually the right one.

    A really ugly eel.
    A really ugly eel.

    With a face only a mama eel could love.

    A raccoon.
    A raccoon.

    Isn't that what they said the Montauk Monster was?

    A movie prop.
    A movie prop.

    Very realistic!

    A hoax.
    A hoax.

    Good effort, though.

    An actual monster.
    An actual monster.

    Come on, have you seen that thing?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    IT'S A MONSTER.

    RUN. SAVE YOURSELVES.

    IT'S A MONSTER.

What The Hell Is This Sea Monster?

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