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When it was hard to see anything through the fog.
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And then the fog cleared and I was like, BRING BACK THE FOG.
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When Chucky made an appearance. He's so small, and yet!
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When this guy didn't even need a costume to be terrifying. Serving Patrick Bateman realness, y'all.
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When I decided to check out the house from Insidious , despite having seen Insidious and knowing better.
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When I realized I should probably just turn around. If you see this shit, and you keep going, that's on you.
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Things that I didn't think would move started moving. It was incredibly unsettling, and I jumped every time.
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And then this happened and I actually died. R.I.P. me.
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This is actually the worst thing I've ever seen. I'd pay good money to wipe it from my memory.
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When I sought haven in this prison from The Walking Dead .
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Turns out, there were zombies everywhere. I probably should have paid more attention to the show.
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But seriously. Zombies. All over the place.
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Some were more active than others.
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Also, it was a vegetarian's nightmare.
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But Woodbury wasn't much better.
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When the government shutdown straight up caused The Purge.
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And people responded accordingly.
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When I was like, OK, one more maze , and it was the goddamn house from Evil Dead . I make the worst choices.
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It was like being in the movie. NOT A MOVIE I WANT TO BE IN, THANKS.
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When there were dead cats hanging from the ceiling.
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Eventually I reached the film's climax and exhaled. Oh, spoiler alert.
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When I realized there wasn't really anything to be afraid of, which meant all my screaming was for nothing. Sometimes I scare myself.
Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios runs through November 2.
