22 Things We Learned From Season 3 Of "The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills"

If you want to survive in Beverly Hills, pay close attention.

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1. Implying that you've slept with everyone is not the best way to make a first impression.

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But if you're Brandi, you'll manage to charm your new friend, anyway.

5. Total neutrality is impossible, no matter how desperately you try.

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And those lame attempts make you look like an asshole in the long run. Just saying!

13. The key to a happy marriage is letting him flirt.

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Brandi is touching Lisa's husband, and look how chill Lisa is. Thirty years together for a reason, OK?

17. We all have thoughts we shouldn't say out loud.

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Like that Kyle wants Kim to relapse, or that Kim made Yolanda carry her poo-stained pillow. Where did the poo come from? Crap, now I'm thinking about it again.

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